10 Hottest Female Athletes
by Rodimus Dunn
Honorable mention:
- Hope Solo
- Blair O’Neal
- Lauren Jackson
- Serena Williams
- Brazilian volleyball player X
- Gretchen Bleiler
- Jelena Jankovich
Jelena Jankovich makes the cut basically because she can do this
10. Sue Bird- The quintessential uber-cute girl next door. She’s always smiling, she’s got an underrated body, and she’s probably cool as hell to talk with.
9. Amanda Beard- Step 1. Insert gold medal winning Olympic hottie; Step 2. Add water.
8. Candace Parker- Pretty face, long toned legs, soft caramel skin, great lips, and will dunk over you. Her only misstep was marrying this guy.
7. Natalie Gulbis- Classic all-American blonde with absolutely killer curves. It doesn’t hurt that she drives it straight, and when she does, you can get a nice glimpse of her flat stomach.
6. Anastasia Ashley- Her job uniform is a bikini, and she wears it perfectly under her sultry blonde locks.
5. Heather Mitts- Pretty face, long blonde hair, toned abs, and those perfect soccer playing legs. She just recently married AJ Feeley (yeah, that former Eagles backup QB who used to do that weird crotch slap thing when he would throw a touchdown).
4. Allison Stokke- It’s impossible to ignore the phallic imagery of this young, well toned beauty pole vaulting.
3. Russian Tennis Player X- The greatest travesty of the Cold War was the US government making us think that Russian women were all ugly and masculine. It turns out they’re all smoking hot. My personal fave is Maria Sharapova, but other hotties include Ana Ivanovich, Vera Zvonareva, and Svetlana Kuznetsova.
look at Maria’s perfect waist/hip ratio
2. Gina Carano- There’s something inherently hot about a beautiful woman who could kick your ass.
1. Leryn Franco- This South American beauty literally has a flawless body and face, and she enjoys flaunting them (she made a swimsuit calendar in 2007). She gets an added bonus for holding a male phallic symbol as her primary job duty.
