Hottest Cartoon Characters Ever
October 29, 2010
We are surprised to actually be writing this, but we have now been asked about the hottest cartoons by a few fans of Answersfrommen.com, so here we go. In the spirit of Halloween, we are naming the lucky thirteen.
13. Wilma Flintstone – No one made a white tablecloth and bare feet look hotter. She wore pearls or stones around her neck and cooked and cleaned like no one did before her – no one could, it was the Stone Age after all.
12. Betty Boop – She was the original starlet. She sang and danced and made all the boys go crazy.
11. Chun Li – She wore saran dresses before they were in style. She beat her opponents with high kicks. And could beat up all the boys.
10. Judy Jetson – She made having white hair cool in the Space Age. She was a typical teenager, on the phone, and arguing with her parents, but she always had a good attitude.
9. Betty Rubble – She brought high fashion to the Stone Age, with her blue cloth and choke collar. Though, she wasn’t seen as much as Wilma, that just made her mysterious.
8. Storm – Storm was one of the Original X-Men and was so hot that Halle Berry had to play her in the movie. She could pummel you with her fists or send down lightning from the sky. She controlled the natural elements while wearing a skin tight bodysuit. That’s hot.
7. Daphne – Daphne was shallow, and not too bright. But, she made her preppy, purple catholic school girl outfit look good.
6. Lara Croft – A woman that shoots a gun is hot. A woman that saves the Earth while shooting two guns and solving puzzles is marriage material.
5. Lois Griffin – She partied at Spring Break with her daughter, slept with Pres. Clinton, and keeps her husband out of trouble. Lois is in shape, sarcastic, a little slutty, and somehow nurturing too. She is one of the hottest moms on television.
4. Ariel – Ariel is both fishbait and jailbait. She is innocent enough for you to love her, but still trollops around in a seashell bikini.
3. Marge Simpson – Marge is the textbook mother. She cooks and cleans, she makes lunches for her kids, and takes care of her husband. She is judgemental and sometimes a bit of a nag, but there is a real wild side too. Marge has been a police officer, opened an erotic bakery, and posed for Playboy.
2. Wonder Woman – She wears a bustier, gold cuffs, has a lasso, and saves the world. Enough said.
1. Jessica Rabbit – Jessica Rabbit is the most overtly sexual cartoon that this era has seen. She knows how to work men, both cartoon and real life ones. She sashays through crowds and sings with a sultry voice and demure attitude. And she has the most ridiculously, stacked shape of any woman real or imagined.
