Turn Your Booty Call into a Boyfriend
September 12, 2011
“Friends with benefits” sounds like the perfect relationship. In theory, you get all the great sex of a relationship without any of the emotional baggage or responsibility of it. But, inevitably one person starts to have real emotions for the other, and usually the woman sprouts feelings first. But, there is hope. Through great planning and lots of deceit, any woman can turn the sex toy of her dreams into a full-fledged boyfriend.
Step 1: Be Aloof and Inconsistent
The first mistake that most women make when trying to attract a man is making themselves readily available too often. Part of the the allure of dating a woman is the pursuit of that woman. Ladies that are always available seem desperate and even needy. So, as half of a platonic, sexual relationship in order to stoke his desire for you, you need to deny him a little pleasure occasionally. Do not call him every Friday night because you want some company. He will begin to expect sex from you, and undervalue you as sex partner and as a person. Ignore his phone calls two out of every three times he tries to contact you and stay home and paint your toenails. He will begin to wonder what you are doing without him, and it may create some jealousy. If he thinks that he has some competition for your bedroom talents, he may offer to spend time with you outside of the bedroom.
Step 2: Blow His Mind
This is the most important step of the process, so pay close attention. When you do sleep with him, you have to rock his sexual world. There is a reason that so many men have children with crazy women. It is because crazy women have crazy sex with their men. And, crazy sex is the best sex. It is the only reason that these women are tolerated. People think that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the path to love is right below the waist. Men make insanely poor decisions when great sex is involved. Sex is the way that you can hook any man, and think of the dirtiest thing that you have ever done in the bed, and go at least one full level of filth above it. Do not ask him if he wants to do it. Trust me, he does. And be sure to tell him that he brings that type of passion and kinkiness out of you. He is just dumb and self-centered enough to believe you.
Step 3:Cook and Clean
When you are with him, cook him your best meal and clean up around his home. You should not do any serious cooking or cleaning, but do enough for him to notice your skill. Every man wants a woman that takes care of her home, and women of the new millennium can not cook and do not clean well. This also makes him semi-dependent on you, because a lot of men can not cook and clean. You should do just enough domestic work for him to get used to you taking care of him on a small scale. If he sees you in the roles of sex partner and nurturer, you will become invaluable to him.
Step 4: Talk About Roger
After you have given him a night to remember and cooked for him, reject his next request and tell him that you have a date with “Roger”. Mention that you like him, but you are not the type of girl that sleeps is willing to sleep with him and another guy. This new guy, “Roger” is handsome and wants to take you across town to all the best places that the city has to offer. Sigh, and say that you do not need everything, but it is nice for a girl to feel appreciated. When he tells you that he wants to take you out, feign confusion at what he really wants and tell him that you had not considered him as possible suitor even though you both have great sex together. Tell him you will think about it and call him later. If you have followed each step carefully, then you will have turned your booty call into a boyfriend.
The most common mistake that most women make when trying to catch and reform a bad boy is actually trying to reform him. Any effort to change a man will fall miserably short. Single men do not want to be reformed; they want to sleep with as many attractive women as possible with as little commitment as needed. The secret is to convince them that they want to change without actually saying it out loud.