The 10 Sexiest Videos Ever Made
October 10, 2011
Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous – The entire video takes place in a dimly lit club, with a scantily clad Nelly Furtado and a host of other girls gyrating and grinding on guys in a club.
Shakira – Hips Don’t Lie – Shakira seemed to be trying to get a quarter out of her pockets using only her hips and her boobs. Great idea for a video.
Britney Spears – I’m A Slave for You – This video marks the evolution of Britney from innocent, virginal schoolgirl jail bait to slutty, skanky sex symbol. Men across the globe were waited at least two years for this change.
Beyonce – Crazy in Love – Beyonce introduced hot women and gay men across the world to the “Uh, Oh” dance, and the world is better for it despite having to watch men shake their asses.
Shakira – She-Wolf – This might be the most awful song that was ever made, however it may also be the best video. Shakira gyrates, swivels, and humps her way through the entire video. The most memorable scene from the video is Shakira humping the ground with one of her heels planted firmly next to her shoulder.
Beyonce – Put A Ring On It – Just three girls working it and looking great while they did it.
D’Angelo – Untitled (How Does it Feel) – This video was for the ladies, but men could appreciate it too. D’Angelo had hit the gym hard and decided to sing the video in the nude. Thankfully, the screen never reached past his abdomen. And, the style and lyrics of Untitled sounded like pure desire.
Janet Jackson – Anytime, Anyplace – The Velvet Rope album was the world’s introduction to Janet Jackson as a pure sex symbol. Before Anytime, Anyplace hit the television Janet Jackson was just Michael Jackson’s cute kid sister. After it, she was Ms. Jackson…if you’re nasty.
Jessica Simpson – These Boots Are Made for Walking – Jessica Simpson wears a pink string bikini and daisy dukes. Enough said.
Madonna – Express Yourself – Madonna set the standard for sex videos and Express Yourself was one of her first gems.
Honorable Mention:
Any other Madonna video
TLC – Red Light Special – The video is set in a brothel, and is about them giving blowies during the period.
Ludacris – Booty Poppin’ – If you think strippers shaking their butts are sexy, then this is the video for you.