You May Be Old if …


  • You use the word “swag,” and you are not a rapper

 

  • You use Urban Dictionary to decipher slang words you hear

 

  • You have a Facebook account just to spy on your kids

 

 

  • Other adults call you sir or ma’am

 

  • These words mean something to you: NASA, trickledown economics, Alf

 

  • You know why Zsa Zsa Gabor is famous

 

  • Your muscles get sore

 

  • You still wear articles of clothing that are more than 10 years old

 

  • You’ve been to reunions

 
Who is she, and why is she famous???

 

  • You don’t get ID’d at the bar anymore

 

  • Styles and fads you fashioned as a youth are trendy again

 

  • You remember when these people were just talented, not eccentric: the Olsen twins, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly

 

  • You know how to use a typewriter

 

  • Your car is older than your children

 

  • You have a mortgage

 

Every style eventually comes back … even “mom jeans”

 

  • You have children … AND you weren’t in high school when you had them

 

  • You want to get married to your current lover, and it’s not just because they’re hot

 

  • You’ve mentioned the words 401k or IRA

 

  • You know what channel CNN is

 

  • You’ve uttered the phrase, “It’s getting late…”

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