Man Rules for a Threesome


Before we get started with how to actually have a threesome, let’s clear up some misconceptions about them. First, there is no such thing as a threesome with two men and a woman. A boy/boy/girl threesome is colloquially referred to as Chinese finger cuffs or running a train on a woman depending on the person with whom you speak. And, this act should only be performed if you are hideously deformed and can only get sex by riding along with your cool and gracious friend, or you do not have enough money to pay for sex. Second, unless you are a celebrity, are completely okay with hiring professionals (hookers for the slow people), have infiltrated an all girls college in drag, or are just one lucky son of a bitch this will be one of the most difficult things that you ever do. Getting two women to sleep with you at the same time is like solving the mathematical equation for relativity with the IQ of a pretzel or interpreting Morse code blindfolded. It is completely possible to do, but if you do not know the formula or recognize the patterns then you do not have a chance in hell. Below are the unofficial man rules for talking your woman into a threesome.

1. Know the truth before you try anything – Most women have toyed with the idea of sleeping with another woman. That does not mean that all women are bisexual or bi-curious. It does mean that most ladies recognize the inherent beauty of a woman’s body and wonder what it would be like to seduce or be seduced by a woman who has a softer touch and less selfish motivations than you. Use this to your advantage. Throw the idea out to your lover after both of you have thrown back a few drinks and see if she is receptive to it. If she is game, then plan a night out where the two of you pick up another lady. You have to play this entire situation by ear, and follow the desires of your woman.

2. Do not push the idea – The easiest way to mess up any chance of a threesome is to keep asking her about having one. If she wants to have one, then you will get to partake too. If she does not, then the whole idea is off the table. Asking her about having sex with another woman simply feeds into any insecurities that she already has about your relationship. Allowing her to decide if and when you invite another woman into your bedroom on her own schedule helps you to avoid unnecessary emotional complications. Let your girlfriend be the aggressor in pursuing another woman.

3. Shut Up – If by some miracle you have convinced her into coercing a hot vixen into coming home with you, then do not mess it up by saying something stupid. When in doubt, shut up and smile. The women have decided that they want to make sweet love with you. You just have to make sure that you do not turn them off. Do not tell them to strip. Do not tell them to kiss each other. Do not say “This is awesome,” over and over again in amazement. Do not say anything. Just refill their drinks, keep the mood light, and wait for the magic to happen.

4. Recognize that it is not about you – Every person in a threesome thinks that it is about them. You are the only person that is wrong in thinking that. The women must be satisfied if you ever want this to happen again. Put your pride aside and let them explore each other without any input from you. You will get added into the mix when they are ready. If they never call you over then be happy that you got a cool show.

5. Take care of home – If you are doing this with your girl, make sure that she is comfortable first. Make her the star of the show. This means that you must pay most of your attention to her, so that she does not feel neglected. Please her and let her please or be pleased by the other woman. Yes, there is a new set of breasts staring you in the face, but if you are too overly excited to play with them, then you could taint the whole experience for your main squeeze. Follow your girlfriend’s lead and observe her to gauge her level of comfort while you are attending to the other woman.

If you follow all these rules then you may have your first menage a trois. Recognize the opportunities for the threesome, do not force the event - just let it happen – and most importantly, do not screw yourself by talking too much. These are definitive rules for having sex with two women. Adhere and enjoy yourself.

 


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