Turn Your Booty Call into a Boyfriend


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“Friends with benefits” sounds like the perfect relationship. In theory, you get all the great sex of a relationship without any of the emotional baggage or responsibility of it. But, inevitably one person starts to have real emotions for the other, and usually the woman sprouts feelings first. But, there is hope. Through great planning and lots of deceit, any woman can turn the sex toy of her dreams into a full-fledged boyfriend.

Step 1: Be Aloof and Inconsistent

The first mistake that most women make when trying to attract a man is making themselves readily available too often. Part of the the allure of dating a woman is the pursuit of that woman. Ladies that are always available seem desperate and even needy. So, as half of a platonic, sexual relationship and in order to stoke his desire for you, you need to deny him a little pleasure occasionally. Do not call him every Friday night because you want some company. He will begin to expect sex from you, and undervalue you as sex partner and as a person.  Ignore his phone calls two out of every three times he tries to contact you and stay home and paint your toenails. He will begin to wonder what you are doing without him, and it may create some jealousy. If he thinks that he has some competition for your bedroom talents, he may offer to spend time with you outside of the bedroom.

Step 2: Blow His Mind

This is the most important step of the process, so pay close attention. When you do sleep with him, you have to rock his sexual world. There is a reason that so many men have children with crazy women. It is because crazy women have crazy sex with their men. And, crazy sex is the best sex. It is the only reason that these women are tolerated. People think that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the path to love is right below the waist. Men make insanely poor decisions when great sex is involved. Sex is the way that you can hook any man, so think of the dirtiest thing that you have ever done in the bed and go at least one full level of filth above it. Do not ask him if he wants to do it. Trust me, he does. And be sure to tell him that he brings that type of passion and kinkiness out of you. He is just dumb and self-centered enough to believe you.

Step 3:Cook and Clean

When you are with him, cook him your best meal and clean up around his home. You should not do any serious cooking or cleaning, but do enough for him to notice your skill. Every man wants a woman that takes care of her home, and women of the new millennium can not cook and do not clean well. This also makes him semi-dependent on you, because a lot of men can not cook and clean. You should do just enough domestic work for him to get used to you taking care of him on a small scale. If he sees you in the roles of sex partner and nurturer, you will become invaluable to him.

 

Step 4: Talk About Roger

After you have given him a night to remember and cooked for him, reject his next request and tell him that you have a date with “Roger”. Mention that you like him, but you are not the type of girl that sleeps is willing to sleep with him and another guy. This new guy, “Roger” is handsome and wants to take you across town to all the best places that the city has to offer. Sigh, and say that you do not need everything, but it is nice for a girl to feel appreciated. When he tells you that he wants to take you out, feign confusion at what he really wants and tell him that you had not considered him as possible suitor even though you both have great sex together. Tell him you will think about it and call him later. If you have followed each step carefully, then you will have turned your booty call into a boyfriend.

The most common mistake that most women make when trying to catch and reform a bad boy is actually trying to reform him. Any effort to change a man will fall miserably short. Single men do not want to be reformed; they want to sleep with as many attractive women as possible with as little commitment as needed. The secret is to convince them that they want to change without actually saying it out loud.


7 comments for “Turn Your Booty Call into a Boyfriend

  1. Jess
    September 28, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    Stupid article. Cooking and cleaning is not a woman’s job, it’s everybody’s.

    • AFM
      September 29, 2013 at 5:23 PM

      Actually, cooking and cleaning is the woman’s job unless she is is supporting her man. And, you’re stupid and probably single. Have fun with your cats.

      • Scarlet
        June 3, 2015 at 7:31 PM

        I do most of these, cooking and cleaning for him but he still won’t budge. He calls me all the time to let me know he’s thinking about me and stuff but still doesnt want a committment. Also he refuses to get me off, seems pretty selfish when it boils down to it. Any suggestions?

        • AFM
          June 3, 2015 at 9:17 PM

          Without a lot of details, I can not tell how serious he is about you. But, I will say that when a guy hits you with a lot of excuses about why he wants to stay single then he does not see you as girlfriend material. It is a harsh truth, but it is the truth. If you were doing his laundry and cooking for him before you started sleeping together, then he expects it of you which will make it even harder to convert this guy from sex buddy to boyfriend. Does he ever call you in the middle of the day without asking for sex or food? Does he regularly take you on public dates? Does he hold hands or kiss you in public? Is he okay with you posting pictures of you on social media? If the answer to these most of these questions are no, then he is probably not really interested in you personally (only sexually) and also maybe a little embarrassed of you. Another hard truth. The good news is that there is a guy out there who thinks that you are absolutely beautiful and that you have the perfect personality. So, leave this guy alone.
          Also, if he is a selfish lover, that should be reason enough to leave. Life is too short to live without orgasms.

      • CTM
        June 26, 2015 at 1:22 AM

        Actually, I have to agree with the other girl here. Cooking and cleaning has to be done whether one person likes it or not. How would you like walking into another Man`s house and having it look like a pig-stie? AND especially when you guys are gonna fuck. Thats just wrong.
        Not every man has a woman in his life to
        “Clean for him”
        AND I don`t really agree with these things getting you a boyfriend.
        It depends on so many factors I don`t even have to list.
        But I will
        Is he just fucking you to get some?
        Could he even possibly consider you as a girlfriend?
        You have to think of so many other things here.
        Just my take on it anyways.

        – CTM

        • AFM
          June 26, 2015 at 12:09 PM

          I agree wholeheartedly that cooking and cleaning have to be done regardless of someone’s sex, however doing those things in the context of a relationship sets you apart from other women. A lot of guys still have the idea of having a fairly domestic wife in their heads regardless of how sexist or misogynistic that sounds to women. And, the bottom line is that, if you want a particular guy then you have to be desirable to him. In some cases that may mean being opinionated, argumentative, and fighting for equality in every facet of your life with your future husband. However, in most cases, it means settling into doing the things that are most attractive to the guy that you want.

  2. October 1, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    a woman’s number one mistake is asking a man or her friends “does this make me look fat”? You already know what they’re going to say even if it does make you look fat.

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