Funniest Movies Ever!


Harlem Nights – Comedy gods combined to make this movie. Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor star together in a story about a gangster and his son trying to make a few dollars with corrupt policemen, politicians, and other gangsters attempting to put them out of business. Other noted comedians are comedy legends Redd Foxxx and Robin Harris with appearances by Arsenio Hall and Charlie Murphy. Harlem Nights keeps the punch-lines coming while the gangsters navigate the different problems that arise when the people in power decide that they want a piece of their business.

Random Quote: You’re gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don’t stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.

 

Coming to America – Prince Hakeem is being forced to marry the woman that his parents picked for him, but he is unsatisfied with his fate. So, he travels to America under the pretense of sowing his oats to find the wife that he wants to marry. Hakeem and his servant (Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall) travel under the pretense of being poor immigrants, get regular jobs, and test the American dating pool with mixed results until Hakeem finds his true love.

Random Quote: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion’s den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

 

Anchorman – Ron Burgandy is the class of San Diego. He is lead anchor of the number one news team in the city. Then, Veronica Corningstone walks into his life and attempts to usurp his title. Judd Apatow directs the best cast of contemporary funny guys in America with Will Ferrell, Steve Carril, and Paul Rudd. There are appearances by Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, and Luke Owen along the way with random jokes, clever humor, and a little slapstick for every type of comedy fan.

Random Quote: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

The 40 Year Old Virgin - Judd Apatow is a comedic genius. Instead of attempting to write great jokes for an entire movie, Apatow hires great comedians and let’s them improvise onscreen. 40 Yr. Old Virgin is the story of a (wait for it…..) 40 year old virgin who is trying to sort out a non-existent love life and idling career. Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Romany Malco befriend and harass Steve Carril as they attempt to get him laid.

Random Quote: I think… I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh, you know, I’m kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys,” and then there’s the big, “Oh, I’m… I’m… I’m a gay guy now.”

 

Borat – Sasha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius and Borat is him at his best. He plays an immigrant to United States in a new country, a fish out of water. And, he learns about America through asking the average American about their lives. The catch is that the people are not actors. He goads them into talking about their own prejudices, insecurities, and beliefs on camera. It is hilarious, telling, and poignant at the same time.

Random Quote: This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.

 

FridayFriday tells the story of two best friends from the hood who are managing the first Friday after one of them lost their job on their day off. They smoke a local drug dealer’s weed and find themselves in jeopardy of losing their lives. Just a regular day in the hood.

Random Quote: Smokey, you know I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you’re takin’ a shit.

CaddyshackCaddyshack is a story about golfing and gophers. But, it is still quoted on golf courses and in boardrooms across the planet today. It starred three comedy legends, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Rodney Dangerfield, and it funny on all comedic levels, wit, satire, and slapstick.

Random Quote: You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

 

Stripes – Bill Murray leads this All-Star cast of comedy veterans in a comedy about military cadet training. He joins Harold Raimis and Judge Reinhold for a story of hi-jinx in an urban warfare training compound.

Random Quote: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I’m gonna go out on a limb here. I’m gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn’t always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe… Sergeant Hulka.

 

Dodgeball – Patches O’Hullihan pulls together a group of lovable underachievers to defeat the team at Global Gym. And, the fate of the gym depends solely on winning the dodgeball tournament. Expect a lot of shots to the face and the crotch.

Random Quote: Get off of me, don’t you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!

 

Old School – This is Nerds on steroids. But, instead of a group of losers from the local college starting their own fraternity, in Old School, middle-aged losers start a fraternity and initiate the nearby misfits.

Random Quote: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…

 

 

 


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