All men are not dogs, and most men will not cheat on their women (or at least half of them will not according to the statistics). However, some men will cheat and when they do, it will be with a woman that is less attractive than their girlfriend of wife. This is not an indictment of wives’ inability to keep their man happy or an assault on marriage. The union of two people in holy matrimony is a beautiful affair (pun completely intended), however extramarital affairs are still fairly common. There are myriad of reasons why men cheat with unattractive women, but the most popular reasons are listed below.
1. He Has Seen It All
“Behind every beautiful woman is a man who is tired of sleeping with her.” The old adage is true. Regardless of how eye-searingly hot any woman is, the man that she has been in a relationship with for a few years knows every physical flaw and emotional insecurity that she has. He knows that she a mole under her left breast that looks like Abraham Lincoln and one under the right one that looks like George Washington. He calls them “presidential” boobs, and they laugh about it together. He knows that she has stretch marks on her hips and a weird obsession with cashews. To him the façade of hotness has worn off. A man who is happy in his relationship is endeared to his woman for all her flaws, but a man who wants out of the relationship is looking for something new. No matter how beautiful a woman is, once a guy knows every inch of a woman’s body and the sex starts to even out, he becomes less interested in her physically. And the unattractive woman in marketing is not pretty, but she has some serious curves that he hasn’t seen. Plus, there is a real draw to the unknown for guys. Men are curious about what they cannot see. He knows that he can sleep with his wife regardless of how gorgeous she is. He knows exactly what her body looks like without her disrobing. But, the ugly chick with the body is mystery.
2. Less Attractive Women Cater To Their Man
A homely woman is usually more attentive to a man’s needs than a pretty woman. These women work harder to attract and keep men, because they are at a deficit in the characteristic that generally grabs the attention of men, physical attractiveness. Aesthetically attractive women are treated better than their average counterparts from their early childhood throughout their lives, so women who are less attractive work harder to keep up. Because you are a cute girl, you are probably accustomed to people catering to you. You bombard your guy with the menial problems of your day the second that he hits the door. Your mom is so selfish. Jane is a slut. Your boss hates you. The ugly chick gives him a hot cooked meal, an attentive ear, a back massage, and a crotch massage when he shows up. She knows that your guy works hard and that he does not want to listen to everything that is wrong in your life the second that he gets home. He has his own problems. You nag him to watch the shows and participate in the events that you prefer. She has ESPN on the television when he hits the door. Where you are self-centered and needy, she is giving and thoughtful. Your man wants to spend time with her.
3. She Has A Great Personality
People think that personalities are overrated, but an amiable and amenable disposition makes a woman more attractive. The ugly woman has spent her life being judged on her behavior and her accomplishments instead of her looks. How she treats people is directly related to her station in life because she could never rely on physical beauty to carry her through life. She has spent time getting to know men and what they like, because sex was not always on the table between her and every guy with whom she was interested. She seems to always be in a good mood, she knows sports, and she can be one of the guys. The ugly chick is just as likely to crack a dirty joke as she is to laugh at one that a guy said. She is just fun to be around.
4. She Can Burn in Kitchen
The ugly girl can cook. And that does not mean she occasionally makes spaghetti and meatballs from a can. No, she cooks a homemade meal every time that your man comes to her house. She has some meat, something starchy, vegetables, and bread on his plate every time he sees her. And, the best women make their own bread from scratch. Ugly girls were home cooking and taking care of their families while their cuter counterparts were out on dates. They know their way around a kitchen.
5. Ugly Girls Are Easier
One of the main reasons that men cheat with an ugly girl is predicated on simple probability. It is a numbers game. Hot girls have more options for a prospective mate than a less attractive woman, so there is less urgency for them to pursue relationships. The longer that a guy is exposed while stepping outside his marriage, the more likely that he will be caught in the act. And, since prettier girls have better suitors than ugly girls, approaching a pretty girl means more work for the man who is pursuing her. The average guy is competing with handsome rich guys, handsome broke guys, other men of average looks and income, average guys with a lot of money, and ugly guys with a lot of money. And while men from all walks of life hit on women of all shapes and sizes, the likelihood of an average woman landing a rich, handsome guy is pretty slim. Your husband or boyfriend only has a small chance of seducing an extremely attractive woman in a short time, but your husband or boyfriend is a viable option for the decidedly bland chick with the huge rack.
6. She Is Better In Bed
When is the last time that you gave your man a hummer just for coming home? When is the last time that you surprised him by pulling him into a public restroom for a quickie? When is the last time that you put your hand in his lap under the dinner table? The ugly girls know the answers to these questions. She is just as excited about sex as your man is. She knows the second way to a man’s heart is through his penis. When a man is overrun with hot sexual encounters, he can not concentrate on anything else. When you are thinking, “Oh, it’s Saturday night, time to eat out,” the ugly girl is thinking “It is Tuesday afternoon, and Randy is coming over. I better get the lube, find some peanut butter, and call that cute dwarf woman we met at the swingers club.” Ladies, it hard to compete with that woman. The ugly woman will do things to him in the bedroom that he never imagined that he would like. She is open to new things, and she tries harder too. Yes, I know that you have never had any complaints in the bedroom, but most pretty women are boring sex partners. The ugly woman does not fall limply onto the bed and wait for the man to finish. She is grinding on him trying to get off too. She is the aggressor in sex, and it is a welcome change for him sexually.
Uglier women are better at just about everything than pretty ones. They are more well-rounded people because they had to work harder to get the same accomplishments, companionship, and simple life skills as their more attractive counterparts. Guys were not knocking down their doors for dates, so they concentrated on bettering themselves through school, sports, and culinary arts. The ugly girl is every woman’s worst nightmare, and if any woman is not taking care of her man, then an unattractive woman will take care of him for her.