10 More Ways to Know If You Are Dating A Slut


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She Is Between the Ages of 18-22

Some women start their journey through sluthood a little earlier than their 18th year of life, and some finish their bout with sluttiness a little later than year 22 on Earth, but most women enter the most slutty time of their life during their college years. When the fairer sex enters this particular age group, rebellion meets experimentation and the outcome is consecutive years of panty-dropping and orifice slamming. Women begin a quest to find who they are mentally, emotionally, and most importantly, sexually when the hit college campuses. They date as much as they can, join sororities (which insures that they will sleep with a few frat boys), and party every weekend, drinking and making out with the bar crowd. Along with the jello shots come “money shots.” If your “girlfriend” is college age, she is probably a slut.

 

She Is A Feminist

Feminists are women who are empowered. They believe that they are equals or superior to men in every way. Feminists have as much right to sleep around as any man, and they prove it by ruthlessly blowing every guy to whom they are infinitesimally attracted. They have a need to prove their worth, and that proof often comes through displays of overt and covert sexuality. Somehow being able to bang three different guys in a day makes a feminist an equal and not a whore. The stereotypical feminist is usually a textbook slut.

 

She Has Big Boobs

Do not blame the messenger here. Blame nature for this. Along with the back pain and unwarranted male attention, the women who fill their sweaters better than the others also have more walks of shame under their belts. They have had more sexual attention at a younger age than the average woman, so their attitudes about sex and some of their most prominent sexual behaviors are formed before they are mature enough to make decisions about sex. Scientific studies show that large breasted women have more sex in their lifetime, are open to different types of sex, and are more likely to be promiscuous earlier in their lives. If your lady is rocking a D cup, then she has seen a few “D’s” in her time.

 

Says She Is Bisexual

Bisexuality translates into common terms as sexual confused enough to bang anyone. Women who constantly brag about hooking up with girls are looking for attention from men, and sexual attention is the one type of attention that is remarkably easy to get from men. Any woman who says that she is bisexual has seen a lot of private parts.

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She Is An Athlete

Female athletes like to play with balls. That is a scientific fact. Strenuous physical activity promotes the increase of testosterone, and higher levels of testosterone promotes sexual desire. Look at the recent cases of Olympic debauchery in the Olympic village; some noted female athletes have admitted to some extracurricular activities there. In 2009, The Journal of Sexual Medicine (yes, that’s a real place)¬†found that elite female athletes had better clitoral blood flow and more positive desire, arousal, vaginal lubrication, and orgasms compared to an age-matched control group of sedentary women. Plus, the gym is the perfect place for her to pick up a hot guy for some action. If your girlfriend is athletic then she may have hit the showers for a good old fashioned gangbang.

 

Piercings

Any woman who pierces her body in any place other than her ear probably has some sluttish tendencies, and the location of the piercing portends how slutty she actually is. A pierced belly button draws attention to her hips, one of the largest indicators of fertility in a woman. Pierced nipples scream for sexual attention from men, and most women with pierced nipples are willing to show them. Tongue piercings indicate a willingness to perform oral sex (on a man or woman, bisexuality will be discussed later). And, any vaginal piercing is like the slutty holy grail.

 

She Hit Her Forties

The combination of hormonal changes (sexual peak) and self confidence makes women in their 40′s borderline insatiable. Women hit their sexual peak between their 30′s and 50′s, and usually do not feel comfortable as women until at least 30 years of age. Women stop worrying about what other people think of them and start appreciating their uniqueness and their specific type of beauty. Being comfortable in their own skin makes them more comfortable around others and more likely to act on the sexual urges they feel.

 

Divorcees

The newly acquired freedom from marriage that divorce delivers sends some women into a penis-induced downward spiral. Whether they married too young, wasted their youth on the wrong guy, or they are just trying to work out being sexy as a single mother, divorced women put out way more than the average girl.

 

Go to the Bar in the Club

Women frequent clubs, and no one can fully explain this mystery. But, you can capitalize on this knowledge by being in the club with them. It is a highly sexualized atmosphere where men and women grind against each other while downing copious amounts of alcohol. Most men pursue the group of girls on the dance floor that are dancing the most whore-ish, but this is a common mistake. Women, no matter how prudish they are, will grope each other in packs to get the male attention that they will in turn ignore or ridicule. The women who are sitting at the bar in a tight black dress and attempting to fully submerse their face into a shot glass of tequila are the women who are also looking for a good time.

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She Talks About Sex First

There are certain societal standards that should be adhered to by any lady. And deep among those tenets of behavior for a lady sits portraying innocence and purity to the general population. That is right, the Madonna/Whore complex is in full effect for most men. Guys want to sleep with a depraved slutty woman, but marry the storied virginal wife. The woman who broaches the topic of sex first is definitively throwing her hat into the slut category. If the woman you are dating brought up sex before you could proposition her, then she probably has a slutty past. You were not the first guy that she convinced to let her do her in the gas station restroom.


2 comments for “10 More Ways to Know If You Are Dating A Slut

  1. luke
    October 29, 2015 at 6:38 PM

    Your point number one certainly don’t add up, because there are many girls of college age and many college girls that are devout christians by their own choice

    • AFM
      October 29, 2015 at 11:17 PM

      No one is denying the existence of Christians or the implied morality of religious people. However, the age group that is responsible for the most sex and promiscuity in the United States is the one of college age. Some of those virtuous people that you mentioned were being repressed by their parents at home, and when they went away to college they ran wild. And honestly, most of the sexual expression that happens in this age group is just young adults with newfound responsibility finding out who they are and what they like. Every person woman who is between the ages of 18 and 22 is not a slut, but that is definitely the age when most women get a little slutty.

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