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Why Women Are Stupid

24 Jul

We seem to have been saying a lot of this lately, but here goes. The views in this article do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the owners and proprietors of The opinions made in this article are the opinions of the author.

Women today, do a lot of whining and complaining about how the world does not treat them equally or fairly despite the ever growing number of women in the workforce, the higher levels of education, and the subsequent higher paying jobs that they are earning. Yes, men still earn more on average than women do (at least White and Asian males do), but women still have a lot advantages that men could never have. If they choose not to take advantage of what was given to them, then they should not complain. Women are stupid. There are millions of reasons why they are stupid, but below are the most glaring examples of stupidity.

1. Women are stupid because they fake orgasms – Yes, it had to be said. Faking orgasms is ridiculous. Not only are you pretending to be in the throws of passion to coddle the feelings of some idiot who does not know the difference between a belly button, a butt hole, and a clitoris, but you are also depriving yourself of one of the few real pleasures in life. There are only three simple pleasures in any person’s life that are worth participating in every time, dining on the perfect meal, finding a peaceful mind, and having a mind-numbing orgasm. Most men (at least the ones who have actually witnessed a real female orgasm) wish that they could have just one female orgasm in their lifetime. Men get about 30 seconds of intense sensation and about 5-10 seconds of good release. Women get a toe-curling, head-shaking, body-convulsing, borderline spiritual experience that lasts for as long as their partner can please them. Why on Earth, would anyone with half a brain fake that? When you fake an orgasm, your partner never learns how to please a woman and more importantly, never learns how to please you. And, you spend half an hour pretending to enjoy yourself while this clueless retard (I’m sorry “mentally challenged” person) fumbles around in your pelvic area. Stop faking orgasms and tell him the truth. You have more fun letting your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or riding your bike down a bumpy road than you have with him in the bedroom. Do you remember the time you left your cellphone in your back pocket, and the volume was all the way up. It was magical, right? He needs to know about that so that he can improve.

2. Women are stupid because they listen to Oprah – Who should you ask for relationship advice? The eighty year old career bachelorette that has never been married and spends more time with her best friend than her boyfriend? “Good call.” At least Dr. Phil was married, and he’s gay (Dr. Phil’s homosexual tendencies are probably a figment of my imagination, but you have to have an overload of estrogen to be Oprah’s pet, right?). Oprah does not care about anyone’s relationship. Hell, she does not care about her own relationships (that includes you Steadmon). You go on her show, cry for the camera, and her ratings go through the roof. She tells millions of housewives to buy some crappy self help book and it becomes a best seller. Oprah cares about herself. The only thing that any woman should ask Oprah about is how to make money. That is the subject that she knows and the only reason that she should be doling out advice.

3. Women are stupid because they like bad boys – There are plenty of nice guys that are waiting around to meet a nice, attractive woman with whom to spend the rest of their life. Unfortunately for them, women notoriously fall for the guys that treat them like dirt. There are myths (that were probably thought up by a smart bad boy) that, A. Some bad boys have a good heart, and B. That the right girl can convince even the worst bad boy to change his ways and settle down. They are just myths, ladies. Bad boys do not settle down with the right girl. You are not the right girl unless you sleep with a bad boy, and you will not be the only girl with whom he is sleeping. Guys, in general, do not settle down until they are ready to do so. You can not trap them. You can not convince them to be good. Bad boys know that good girls like them and they exploit that. He seems really nice until you find out that he is sleeping with your best friend… and your sister.

4. Women are stupid because they show cleavage and get upset when men look at it – Most women think that they should be able to wear whatever they want to wear without being ogled and harassed mercilessly by overly aggressive men. They are right. Theoretically, women should be able to wear and do whatever they want to do without any repercussions. Women should be able to walk around nude on street corners in the dead of night without being touched or assaulted. And hypothetically, you should also be able to work for a company, let’s say Enron, for thirty years, retire, and live off your investments. In theory, almost anything works. However, reality is sometimes a bit different. Most men are visually stimulated, and a pair of bouncing boobs will grab any man’s attention in reality (gay men like boobs too). So, if you show off  “the girls” at work, at the grocery store, or anywhere in public, expect a little male attention. And, stop feeling objectified, because you could have avoided the blank, chest-level stares with a little more clothing.

5. Women are stupid because they get plastic surgery to impress other people – The women that see you after your facelift or nose job are laughing behind your back. You may soothe yourself with chants of, “They’re just jealous,” and “They wish that they could look like me.” But, regardless of the reason that you changed your appearance, you are now consistently the butt of women’s jokes. And, men probably have no clue that you changed anything unless you went from an A cup to DD cup. You will get more attention from them, but most of it will be negative, and you will subject yourself to a lot of objectification from them. You really can not please men or women with any physical changes that you made, so the reasons for your plastic surgery were completely based in your own insecurities. Grow up and deal with having your big nose or small breasts.

This woman who looked flawless on the left, had plastic surgery, and now looks like a clown.

6. Women are stupid because some of them think that being a single mom will be easy – For the women that thought that they were building a foundation for a good relationship with a man who turned out to be a coward, this statement is not about you. This statement is for the women who purposely got pregnant in an attempt to be an “independent woman” and a mother. In most things, women do not need men. Women are self-sufficient, responsible human beings in most cases. Men and women need each other to raise children. There is a reason that conception only happens when a woman’s egg meets a man’s sperm. There is a reason that children who are raised in a single parent home invariably seek their other parent. Women that grow up without fathers generally have difficulty connecting with men, so they sabotage their relationships with men or look for affection through sex. Men that do not have a relationship with their father have less respect for authority (particularly male authority) and often end up in the criminal system. Children need both of their parents. And, there are too many self-righteous women that have been hurt by a trifling man, that seek to hurt that man by disallowing any contact from him to his children. This is stupid. It is stupid to think that raising a child to be an upstanding citizen without help is easy. Children siphon money out of your pockets, ladies. The television programs that show spunky lawyers who are single moms are lying to you. Kids get injured, which costs money. They participate in school programs, which costs money. They eat, which unless you plan to breastfeed them until they reach college, will cost you money. Television shows never show single mothers on welfare. Unless you are independently wealthy, you will need child support (which you will not get from the dead beat dad), use government assistance (that’s welfare), or find work that involves a pole and no clothing. Please, do not decide to be a single parent because it is not easy.

7. Women are stupid because they constantly complain about things that they do absolutely nothing to fix – Yes, sometimes people just needs to vent their frustrations, but women seem to need a lot more venting than men do. With men, at the end of a bad day, you get a response similar to, “This day sucks!”, which is an eruption of the emotion that could not be released while the person or things that caused the day to suck were near. When listening to a woman vent, the conversation sounds more like the flow of explosive diarrhea spouting uninterrupted from her mouth about the small, meaningless occurrences of any regular day that she has somehow turned into purposeful slights, though all the disservices could have all been solved by ignoring or confronting the the person that initially made them.

Woman: “I sat behind this guy that was driving 35 mph on the freeway for 10 minutes. I could not believe that he was driving so slow. It was as if he was personally trying to make me late for work.”

Man: “Why didn’t you just drive around him?”

Woman: *evil stare, with arms folded* “That’s not the point.”

Woman: “Then, Britney took my stapler to her desk and kept it there all day. My stapler is still on the top of her desk right now.

Man: Did you need it?

Woman: Yes! Why do you think that I’m telling you this?

Man: Did you ask for it back?

Woman: *menacing stare* Why don’t you listen to me?!

8. Women are stupid because they want a gay guy friend – Do not mistake this for gay bashing. Gay guys are awesome. They are clever, they dress well, they know all the hot women, and they know where all the deals are. But, they serve no real purpose for a straight woman. Women usually know all the latest fashion designers and what styles of clothes are popular. Or maybe they just know another woman that keeps up with all that. Hell, they dress better than men without that knowledge; scientists have to be close to finding a shopping gene that is exclusive to the “X” chromosome. Outside of the occasional talk about penises, why would women specifically want a gay man friend?

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9. Women are stupid because they can not drive – Okay, women do know how to drive, but they find everything that they can possibly do or attempt to do while driving which ultimately renders them useless behind the steering wheel of a car. You can not pay attention to the road, put on your make-up, yell at the kids, sing along to your favorite song, find those papers, and not cause three accidents on your way to work. And, why and how do women take self-pics and post them to Facebook while on the road? Just drive.

10. Women are stupid because they have PMS – Don’t blame men for what God did to you. Write a petition against your menstrual cycle and send it to Him by carrier pigeon. Men know that you have cramps, and you are extra hormonal along with the God-awful bleeding, but do men really have to face the wrath of your monthly visitor regularly? Cut out your ovaries or take some Midol. We did not give you periods, so don’t bite our heads off.

11. Women are stupid because of what happened in the Garden of Eden – That’s right ladies, it is your fault that we are not all walking around naked in the perfect garden and petting full-grown lions without losing a couple of fingers. If Eve had not eaten that fruit, and then tempted Adam with her feminine wiles, then life would still be perfect for all of us. We could have had it all ladies, but now, life is hard and we blame you.

139 Responses to “Why Women Are Stupid”

  1. charles July 9, 2011 at 1:33 AM #

    Much of what you said is true but what also needs to be said is that women are prone to fantasy. One example is of the soul mate that many women believe in. To think that somehow herself and a man made were created out of whatever substance souls are made of somewhere in heaven before they had physical bodies. Matched perfectly and meant to be together and then dropped down to planet earth. Where they are meant to meet up once again inexplicably out of the billions of people on the earth is a silly and ridiculous notion. Its pure fantasy, and there is no actual proof that anything like the soul mate even exists. Just another reason why women are sometimes stupid.

    • AFM July 9, 2011 at 5:32 PM #

      You sound like a thinker, Charles. And, I know that you are at least regularly in the company of women because you had the presence of mind to soften your statement by saying that women are stupid “sometimes.” My kind of guy.

    • Woman February 17, 2014 at 5:51 PM #

      I am a woman, and by accident saw this site. I went through the reasons above indicating the stupidity. Some of them are true, however they do not apply to all women, they only can describe someone individually… Some of them indicate circumstances any woman may find herself after dealing with ignorant men, and some are not even true, as woman can’t drive… You are stating such comment now in 21 century? You could have tried pulling it beginning of last century, but, sorry not today.., overall, there is no supporting data and extremely weak analysis to state those conclusions….

      • AFM February 18, 2014 at 6:03 PM #

        All comments mentioned in the above article are true, especially the one about women not being able to drive. And, there are plenty of ignorant men out there, but we are not talking about them. We are talking about the stupidity of women. The century does not matter and supporting data does not matter. Women are stupid.

        • Bex May 24, 2014 at 1:31 AM #

          Thank you. All hail Great Satan.

      • Javery April 12, 2014 at 10:55 PM #

        Ah a butthurt female reads the truth and doesn’t agree ~HEADLINE~

      • Fred Wratman May 17, 2014 at 4:57 PM #

        Shut the fuck up! As has been proven, your stupid and just need to shut the fuck up!

      • A MAN June 3, 2014 at 10:01 AM #


        • A WOMAN August 9, 2014 at 2:10 PM #

          Perhaps the reason you think all women are the same is because you are a total douche and women respond to your doucheness by rejecting you, which comes across to your obtuse mind as being *all the same*. If you truly believe all women are the same, then you are not truly a MAN and clearly not one worth having.

    • Man want jane to floss May 2, 2014 at 1:07 AM #

      Women are stupid because they paint their face every day… “It’s my art, it’s like when you flaws your teeth” where do you think your acne comes from? You spend money to cover your perfect face then you spend money to fix the mess it caused in your pours. Flossing is for oral health so you can kiss my clean mouth. You should try it… I’d appreciate it more than the crap on your skin.

      • Women hate women May 2, 2014 at 1:20 AM #

        Woman are stupid because they scar each other. Their victims are: all women.

  2. anonymous July 10, 2011 at 10:43 AM #

    a woman’s rebuttal needs no further explanation than this webpage.

    • AFM July 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM #

      How profound, anonymous person….

      • anonymous July 10, 2011 at 12:35 PM #

        I choose to be anonymous because I am a woman who found her way onto this website clearly intended for men, by accident I assure you. Truth be told, I was searching Google images for pictures of women’s orgasms which led me to this page. As this website is not intended for me, I understand that I am the odd one out and that I do not have to agree with anything said on here, and I absolutely support the right for this to be posted, however offensive some might find it. I’ve actually spent the last hour typing up responses (which I will probably never actually post on here) to each of the 11 items, as well as the “fantasy” comment, not necessarily in disagreement but just general commentary from the peanut gallery. It is perfectly understandable that men may perceive women as “stupid” for these and many other reasons, but don’t most people find others to be stupid for engaging in behaviors they don’t agree with or understand? I don’t doubt that there are probably lists just like this one compiled by women of reasons why men are stupid, but I think there is a lot more at play than just “silly women being stupid” or “stupids being men” and perhaps we all should be looking at the reasons why people do the things they do instead of brushing them off for being “stupid.” By accepting all things for face value the insight that could be gained by looking under the surface is too often lost. But then again, perhaps these are just the ramblings of a misplaced, “stupid” woman…

        • AFM July 10, 2011 at 9:00 PM #

          Anonymous, this is a great comment and I hope that you will comment on the other pages that interest you. I assure you that this site is not just for men. However, it is written decidedly from a male point of view, hence the name We really appreciate having a lady comment. Please do not be put off by the frankness of the author. I believe that people have the right to express themselves no matter how biased their opinions may be. Thank you for taking the time to respond and come back. I’m sure that you will find something that is a little more woman friendly.

          • sergeant October 5, 2011 at 6:17 PM #

            Women are stupid because they are weak ignorant people and must be broken

            • AFM October 6, 2011 at 6:08 AM #

              Ummm….you sound a little angry dude. Did your mother beat you as a kid?

            • Chloe November 3, 2013 at 2:53 AM #

              Strength is caring for a child
              Strength is giving birth
              Strength is putting yourself last
              Strength is peace
              Most wars have been started by men. Thats weakness

              • D.K. November 27, 2013 at 7:23 PM #

                Actually if you read your history there has probably been more wars started because of a women. They just used their man to accomplish their ulterior motive. Usually not getting their way.

              • Killinmachine March 2, 2014 at 10:19 PM #

                Your definition of strength is merely female fantasy to make women feel strong. Strength, as it has been since the beginning of mankind, is a broad term, but if you are talking about emotional and spiritual strength, The true definition is having the mental capability to go through a difficult time period.

                Women usually don’t have this. Childbirth is an example of this. Yes, get over it, women giving birth doesn’t make a woman stronger than men. You have to go through it when you’re pregnant whether you like it or not. It is your biological responsibility.

                Whereas men join the military to protect their loved ones, they do the heavy lifting, they are the protectors and there is more men who are willing to do this knowing the risk and also knowing that they don’t have to go to war, but it is the best way to protect their loved one’s and that someone has to step up to the plate. That is true strength, it shows pride, courage, commitment. It shows true strength, not that buttery honey cup bull that you just spewed.

                Also peace is not strength… If you were to take oppression because you were afraid that retaliation would cause violence, you’re not showing strength, you’re showing cowardice and thus, you’re showing fear and weakness.

                I hate when feminists and women try to change words definition and values in order to fit in a man’s world

                • Basia June 4, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

                  I am a muslim woman and I do agree.

              • manowar44 March 30, 2014 at 9:22 AM #

                that is the typical stupid female response that this whole site is based on.
                actually. all war throughout history is caused by WOMEN.
                if the women would just shut their pie holes and do what they are told. then the men would not have a reason to fight over or about you.
                the stupid crap spewing from your mouths non stop is what pisses men off. thus creating anger and still to come WAR at the end.
                so you see if women would just SHUT THE HELL UP. then men would not be angry. then there would be no need for war.right?

            • D.K. November 27, 2013 at 7:31 PM #

              Don’t blame it all on women Sergent. An Old man once told me he’d like to get his hands on the first man who took his wife to work with him. Ever since then it has been like they want to do everything a man can do, hoping they might even grow a set of cajones. Because they are not satisfied with anything. Always wanting more instead of being happy with who they are.

        • A guy January 29, 2013 at 2:57 AM #

          Anonymous. Go read some Rainier Maria Rilke and forget you ever came across this website. You’ll be a better person for it. THE END.

        • Jim Vanston October 23, 2013 at 8:36 PM #

          Anonymous says she was searching for a female orgasm which is STUPID. Were you looking for the facial expression on a woman’s face or the nonsense that spews out of her mouth when having a climax? Or were you looking for a opened snatch with female come liquid drizzling out? Or were you looking for a cunt squirting out the juice?

          There are a lot of self centered women that plop out bastards and then call these collection of misfits that they birth as ‘family’.

          But hey, they get the housing, payments per bastard, SNAP food assistance, from the Government, free medical care, free preschool assistance for getting a job; which they never try and get, free food for their bastard in school; which the stupid bitch will never make the kid do the homework for; and thus claim more money is needed for education, when she is a lazy stupid mother.

          They are actually the boss of something, if you call an infant through adolescent an actual independent thinker following her orders. (of course when the brats reach 10 years old they realize how fucked up their dumb bitch mother is).

          In conclusion, stupid cunts can fuck without rubbers, plop out bastards, and claim more sex education is needed and the expansion of abortions; when if their own mothers had aborted them, society wouldn’t be faced with unwanted bastards had by dumb cunts that have kids because they want to be loved by anyone, and yet the kids are the ones that suffer from these stupid bitches.

          • Kaye December 5, 2013 at 12:21 AM #

            My sentiments exactly

            • Elizabeth Barclay June 5, 2014 at 3:12 PM #

              Women, don’t blame men for the hand that life has dealt you. You have everything to do with the life you live, yet somehow you appear entitled to blame all your mistakes and shortcomings on men. Look at yourself and be proud (or ashamed) of what you have accomplished or will accomplish in the future. I am a woman and have supported myself since I was a teenager. My family is not wealthy and I worked my way through college, graduate school, and a foreign language career that I held for seven years in China. Before teaching overseas, I was a published writer and valued employee of a multinational corporation in San Francisco. Because I applied myself without expecting a reward, men respected me. Women, be grateful for what God has given you and accept the fact that you alone are responsible for your own fate. If you take responsibility for your life and actions, you’ll find greater fulfillment than by bashing men. All the men I know love women. I personally have never understood how men can tolerate the bossy, whining, gimme-more attitude of females that is so prevalent today. If you create your own well-being, you’ll win without having to accuse men for your failures. Let go of your so-called entitlements.You’ll be happier, more forward-looking, and in tune with the realities of life..

          • A WOMAN August 9, 2014 at 2:19 PM #

            Awwwww, come on Psycho Jim, don’t hold back, tell us how you REALLY feel. Spewing all that hatred and venom makes me think you are a product of the dismal scenario you painted, which makes you a Prime Candidate for the *own mother had aborted them* part of your psychotic post.

        • Fred Wratman May 17, 2014 at 5:02 PM #

          Remember the whole,” your stupid?” Well then STFU!

  3. j jones May 9, 2012 at 9:24 PM #

    If women are so stupid, then why did it take a supernatural being to tempt “Eve” to eat an apple, but it only took a “stupid woman” to tempt a mortal man…..hmmmmm? tisk tisk

    • AFM May 11, 2012 at 2:52 PM #

      I think the question is, how did an animal that can’t walk or talk convince a woman to doom the entire world? I really want to walk around in a loincloth.

    • Gevandre December 14, 2012 at 2:47 PM #

      Cause in general the first man was actually cooperative and do not mind the equality in the relationship, but because of that stupid womans treachery some of us have evolved to just come off as bad boys.

    • Logic McLogicson October 11, 2013 at 10:48 PM #

      The bible is a long-winded fairy tale?

  4. charlie August 13, 2012 at 8:55 PM #

    women are fucking idiots, they are walking around playing russian roulette with their offspring
    by having children with idiots.

    • Anonymous October 22, 2013 at 9:13 PM #

      You sound like one angry little bastard. Did your mom beat or even abandon you as a kid?

      • bobton January 14, 2014 at 4:45 PM #

        Well, if she did, there’s your proof that she was stupid.

      • A MAN June 3, 2014 at 10:06 AM #

        ok anonymus, we all know your name is ”anonymous” cause you’re a female on a website for guys. just gtfo already, all you do is comment the same shit over and over again

    • Kaye December 5, 2013 at 12:39 AM #

      Females are stupid emotional idiots that lack self control. Daddy didn’t love me enough dumb ass bitches. Just like my dog.

      • bobton January 14, 2014 at 4:46 PM #

        No. I’ll wager your dog applies way more common sense to life. And accepts more responsibility for its own actions.

  5. Taylor(girl) October 21, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

    I’m going to say one thing….. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! you think us woman are stupid? Wow… That just shows how stupid men are. At least girls can get off there ass and do something! If this world had no woman, you lazy-ass men would die. Lol, you would complain about how cooking dinner is too hard, when we do every fucking day! Yeah! So instead of calling us stupid, how about show some respect?

    -Power To Woman

    • AFM October 21, 2012 at 6:10 PM #

      I’m not sure why you are reading and typing instead of making me a sandwich.

    • Women Are the Lazy Ones November 2, 2012 at 3:59 PM #

      You sound just like my wife. We have two kids. They are both in school Monday through Friday from 8am – 4pm. I work every day from 9am until 6pm. Then on Tuesdays and Thursdays I take my daughter to dance class right after work. About three times a week, I am tasked with “Honey can you stop at the store and pick up these 20 itmes? Yes, 10 of them don’t exist, but can you please find them anyway?” Then when I’m at home, she gets pissed off becuase I don’t cook dinner, clean, and do laundry and other house work.

      Now, understand, if she worked too then swapping cooking dinner and doing other household stuff seems reasonable. But, she doesn’t work. She chose after having our first child to quit her job because she could not figure out how to get along with the other girls in her office. “They’re so mean to me” (Well, maybe that’s because you’re totally inept in any social situation) She tells everyone it’s because she has back problems, but that cropped up later after she gained 120lbs sitting on her ass eating bags of iced animal crackers. Now that the kids are both in school all day long, her only real responsibilities that she has decided to fulfill is to Get the kids ready for school (meaning wake them up…they pretty much take care of themselves) do laundry (which is only about one basket a week since I got used to wearing the same pants to work every day instead of hoping that she’d actually do her “job”) and cook dinner. She misses getting the kids up at least once a week and ends up having to drive them to school. They’ve been late several times. Clothes will sit in the washer and go moldy, or sit in the basket unfolded for a week. For dinner, I’ve gotten used to saying “I’m not hungry” because the stuff she cooks is shit. Now, I’m not expecting a gourmet meal, but the repetitive cycle of corn dogs, Totino’s pizza, hamburger helper, and McDonalds is just plain fucking lazy. She never cooks anything that takes more than 5 minutes to cook. Of the three things that she has decided that she’s willing to do, she does them extremely half-assed.

      So, while I’m working 40 hours a week like everyone else, plus doing shopping and extra curricular activities with the kids, showering them, helping with their homework, tucking them in bed, her day looks something like this.

      Get up at 7:45am. Make sure kids dress themselves and get on the bus at 8:10am. No time for breakfast.
      8:12am to 8:17am watch crime and prison shows on Discovery ID .
      8:18am to 9:30am sit on the deck and smoke a half pack of cigs and play games on iPhone.
      9:30am – 3:55pm take a nap.
      4:00pm Wait for kids bus to drop off
      4:10pm to 5:45pm take a nap.
      5:45pm – 6:15pm Smoke 5 more cigs outside and cook frozen corndogs in the oven with a side of Mac & Cheese
      6:30pm – 9:30pm Smoke a pack of cigs outside and play iPhone games. Leave the T.V. paused and say “No one better change the channel, I’m watching that show.” Usually a prison, crime, house hunting/improvement show. Yes, we have DVR and it’s also full of that bullshit.
      9:30pm Kiss kids goodnight
      9:35pm – 4:30am Hog the big T.V. with previously mentioned crap programming becuase it’s “My time to watch my shows”. Alternately, go outside for long periods, smoke another 1/2 pack of cigs and play iPhone games.
      4:30am – 7:15am Sleep. Maybe. Then rinse/repeat.

      Remember, during the week the kids are at school so she’s at home by herself. Why can’t she get anything done? Why can’t she cook a decent meal for our family? Why can’t she go pickup the shopping? Answer: She’s lazy! Why when I’m not felling well when I ask her to take our daughter to her dance class to I have to barter that out and agree to get the kids ready for school in the morning? Answer: She’s lazy!

      At one point, I was doing everything and she was doing nothing at all. I filed for divorce, then realized that there’s no way that I could afford to pay for child support and an apartment, and the mortgage at the same time so we ended up staying together for the kids, and for financial convenience. I have no way out sans taking a long walk off a small roof, or driving into a bridge abutment. I’m thinking sometime within the next ten years she’ll probably get lung cancer from smoking 2+ packs a day then at least I can spend the last quarter of my life with some sort of normalcy.

      • AFM November 4, 2012 at 10:20 AM #

        It sounds like you married the “Peg Bundy” of the new millennium. You are rightfully upset with the situation in which you are currently stuck, but the amount of anger and resentment that you have towards your wife, and the attitude that she is showing towards you and the kids is unhealthy. I am no expert, but you might want to look into couples’ counseling and maybe some separate therapy. It sounds like your wife could be depressed. And if all else fails, divorce may be a necessary evil. The financial hardship that you endure may be worth the emotional stability that is created for you and your kids.

        • anonymous November 19, 2012 at 4:23 PM #

          Why is it that the wife has to be “depressed”. Where is the accountability? That option would never be given to a guy who doesnt do anything, he would just be a lazy dirtbag. But since its a woman, their must be something terribly wrong. I make a motion that we just declare her lazy and throw out the worn out excuses.

          • AFM November 19, 2012 at 5:39 PM #

            First, I do not think that being a lazy dirtbag is in any way a compliment, and I do realize that men can be depressed too. However, the incidence of depression in women is far higher than in men. And unemployed women are usually the caretakers of the home. I think that it is a safe assumption that neither partner should have to work to pay all the bills and then come home and take care of the all of the housework too. When a person neglects their responsibilities, they are generally either depressed or worthless. Saying that she “may be” depressed was giving her the benefit of the doubt

            • Frederick November 9, 2013 at 4:52 AM #

              I would be depressed too if I was so dumb and useless

          • drr6 June 24, 2014 at 12:14 PM #

            Dude, you are completely correct. There is no personal accountability for women’s shortcomings. Only coddling excuses. Good luck to you.

      • Been there January 24, 2014 at 1:42 AM #

        I am with you, but the worst thing of all of is being like a father to wife rather than being a husband. I have to finish whatever she starts on something. Always get mad and voice it on little stuff like a pan won’t fit in the cupboard. Her talking consists of telling me what she is doing. Like I am going to the bathroom or I am going to look up stuff. Wait! Here is a good one. What do you want to eat for supper. Damn, if I have to figure it out then I might as well fix it, because I go in there and look and put stuff together. I have to repeat myself to her either 15 mins later or a day later. Women are really, I mean really stupid at thinking or figuring out stuff. Always complaining about themselves from headaches to my feet hurts. Us men do not complain, only advising one so called partner about it and then take care of it. What we are not doctors or a healer, quit telling us. It only shows that you want attention and after a while it makes us fall out of love. That is the truth.

      • That Guy March 18, 2014 at 11:17 PM #

        Haha sounds like an old girlfriend of mine…note that shes an OLD girlfriend. I was working, paying rent, took us out, and fed us while she went to college…for about 12 hours a week. I came home and she was pissed cuz i hadnt done any dishes for some time and she had been letting them stack up to see if Id clean them. Which I did not. She got pissy, pouted and got bitchy and my response was “ummmm…no im not doing the dishes. I bought the f-in dishes, i paid for the food that maid them dirty, I pay for the water that washes them, the soap AND the bloody wash clothes. YOU are doing the dishes because I go to work to pay for it all. You didnt even have school today so you did what? Stared at dirty dishes all day and worked yourself up? And Im the one who should do them? no” lol and she did end up doing the dishes. Fuckin stupid.

      • No Name April 21, 2014 at 11:29 PM #

        Why are you paying for corn dogs? It’s your money. You’ve earned it, and allow her to spend it on corn dogs and animal cookies? Really? Stop her credit card. Stop her bank card. Separate your banking and all cash. Then only don’t buy anything that would help her stay fat.

    • Gevandre December 14, 2012 at 2:51 PM #

      Then if you are going to do it then fucking do it then and stop whining about it. Women always put themselves in the situation as if they are all victims. Its funny if you may have noticed that most wars are put into plan by men but it was a womans idea (aka Imelda Marcos, Evita Peron.) They may seem to be smart women but I guess so are racoons.

    • Logic McLogicson October 11, 2013 at 10:50 PM #

      *their asses. Not making a great point for your perspective lol

    • David November 16, 2013 at 10:02 PM #

      Haha Taylor(girl). that is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying a lot. men don’t do anything? oh Ya besides build houses, roads, skyscrapers. not to mention fight wars to keep your dumbass safe! I do believe without women we would be screwed because we wouldn’t be able to reproduce, but that should go without saying dumbass. but without men you would not have half the luxuries, if not less, than you take for granted today. so I think you just proved the point even more that women are pretty dumb sometimes.. dumbass

    • Kaye December 5, 2013 at 12:27 AM #

      your comment solidifies why women are stupid. Shut up, stop justifying you cook. so what? No one is talking about cleaning the house or cooking, men just let you do that cause you;re dumb enough to do it. Women need to shut the F up and listen. LISTEN. SHUT UP. That is why women are so stupid. Stop talking.

    • Austin January 12, 2014 at 5:14 PM #

      This is hands down the dumbest comment on the page. What is your argument? That women cook dinner sometimes? Everything you said is theoretical and hasn’t even happened. You were even too stupid to use the right form of WOMEN. I will start showing you some respect when you use your fucking brain for the first time in your life. Women deserve everything that happens to them, as much as they want to blame men for all of their problems. Oh, so if there was no women men would complain about having to make dinner? Yeah for about 2 minutes before we learned how to do it even better than women have for the past 20 years. I was honestly trying to ignore your comment but you are so, so, SO fucking stupid that I could not resist. Please, for the love of God, never reproduce, and place date an abusive partner. Maybe he can knock some sense into your dumbass.

    • bobton January 14, 2014 at 5:04 PM #

      You just added a ton more proof to the title of the article. Firstly, you said far more than one thing (I refer you at this point to re-read the article title). Secondly, you write like a smashed Mel B, circa 1998. Respect comes to such as are fit for it. You can’t demand it. Well, you can. But it probably won’t be forthcoming when you do this after ten instances of not showing respect but in fact showing disrespect to those you demand it from.

      Look at facebook for more proof. How frequently do you see “Go men!”, “We’re great, us guys. Aren’t we guys!” type picture/status posts on facebook, and how frequently do you see the equivalent from men. How often do you see “Guys are stupid, we’re the better gender, girls!!!” type posts on facebook, and how frequently do you see the equivalent from men. If you want respect, stop acting desparate. Stop trying to literally rip respect from the hearts of others. And be natural. You’ll be far more attractive to men when you do. Otherwise all you’ll attract are breeders/bad boys/assholes/bastards. Cause the good guys who’ve been hurt a time or two won’t be interested, and will run a mile from you.

    • Killinmachine March 2, 2014 at 10:29 PM #

      The butthurt is strong in this Taylor girl.

      I hope she realizes that the food she is cooking for the lazy man could not have been there if that lazy man was not to have worked hard, earned money, buy that food, and provide it to her so she can cook this food,

      Come on girls, you have to do something other than childbirth

    • jimmi March 16, 2014 at 10:43 PM #

      For starters all the best cooks in the world with the exception of a few are men. That being said you picked cooking dinner as part of the criteria that showcases women’s hard working attitude. Why didn’t u pick motherhood? And working at the lumber mill or on an oil rig is much harder than cooking dinner.

    • Mark March 18, 2014 at 7:24 AM #

      Funny, I believe there is a lot more male professional chefs/cooks in this world than females. I really enjoyed your post, as that was the only failed point you attempted to make, and I could really feel your womanly, irrational rage coming through in that paragraph.

      8/10 would read again.

    • mr attorney May 30, 2014 at 5:09 AM #

      Look you stupid bitch.. I it weren’t for men you wouldn’t even exist.

      So get down from your high horse, an face the truth, ALL WOMEN are stupid, they feel that because they are women they can do and say anythig they want.
      Also women think that just because they are women they can slap and hit men, and tink they cannot be hit back.. Well let me tell you something that is a myth.
      There is no law on the books that give women this right, and there is no law on the books that state a man cannot hit a women.
      This was and still is an off the books attempt to protect the fairer sex. So if you shut your mouth for 5 minutes and check
      with a good attorney or read the law books, you will learn that you can get your ass kicked by a male.

    • A MAN June 3, 2014 at 10:07 AM #

      Everything you see is there because a man put it there. Every building, electronics, EVERYTHING was built by a man.

  6. Fran November 23, 2012 at 12:31 AM #

    Hi all,
    I just have this one funny thought…. You guys KNOW women are stupid yet you marry them, build them homes and make them multiple children. You gave them the keys to your prison cell. Now tell me who is stupid?!

    • AFM November 25, 2012 at 9:25 AM #

      The women are still the stupid ones.

    • Kevin March 21, 2013 at 4:04 PM #

      Many of us are smart enough not to get married?

    • bobton January 14, 2014 at 5:13 PM #

      Um…I think you’ll find that you are, because you just claimed in your comment that showing compassion, love, and care to another human being is a stupid thing to do.

      And yet, you are “The wonderful mothers of the world.”. “No man can raise a child – it needs a woman!”. “No man can understand what a child needs like a woman can!” = “We carry them in our bodies, and thus, our hearts are warmer, and our minds, stronger…better. Better than any MAN! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaar!”. And shit. Think I’ve made a pretty undeniable point. Yep. That puppy will hold water till the cows come home.

    • Mark March 18, 2014 at 7:26 AM #

      A lot of men are stupid as well. I’ll never marry, but I will bang and ditch as many chicks as I can in my time on this earth.

  7. cuebert1981 November 29, 2012 at 7:03 PM #

    Women are like a loaded pistol you just dont play around with unless you want to get shot by the bitch. Aimple solution put the gun down.

  8. Gevandre December 14, 2012 at 2:57 PM #

    Getting women to make better choices is like telling the muslims that women oughta be treated equally. Its just not going to happen. You wonder why women need men its because we can make a decision, good or bad we stand by them. Women are only designed for domestic purposes. Sure they can do what men do but have a hard time. Just like towing a boat, sure a Ford Focus can tow a fishing boat, but a V6 or V8 truck can tow it with ease.

    Ever notice that lets just say in one year, how often does a woman come to work? Now do you typically hear guys calling in sick? Now you can see why men get paid more than a woman.

    • Killinmachine March 2, 2014 at 10:33 PM #

      Well then I guess we should be more like those muslims you just mentioned… Giving them less rights might just keep them in the kitchen and the house where their usefulness is met to it’s full extent hehehe

      • mark March 18, 2014 at 7:26 AM #

        I agree!

  9. The Dude December 16, 2012 at 10:39 PM #

    I like reason #3. I’ve seen it with my own eyes for years. Women go after the douchebag, date them, move in with them, possibly have a kid, or two or three, with them, get cheated or just dumped by them, and then they bitch and moan how all men are assholes. Women believe they’re so smart, yet they incapable of understanding what a real man is. In women, beauty and intelligence are extremely hard to find. Especially when it comes to finding “Mr. Right”. Sorry ladies, but as long as you keep picking the bad boy over the nice guy, 9 times out of 10 you will end up either living in misery for the rest of your days. You’ll be overweight, so will he, and you’re dreams will have been given up on long ago…replaced by a state of depression. OR you will end up a single parent working a dead end 9 to 5 job for minimum wage or something similar. I hope you have enjoyed reading my little piece of this really long page. Take care.


    The Dude

  10. ted January 12, 2013 at 5:06 PM #

    I have been with hundreds of women and they are all stupid… they are very selfish and self centered creature and lack any for of common sense. Their brains never fully develope and they never will. There are no exceptions. They are all the same… just dumb, and dram driven without any reason. Thank God they dont rule the world. We would all be in bad shape.

  11. ted January 12, 2013 at 5:09 PM #

    and men cant spell ..but at least we admit our faults..

  12. Damiand77 January 17, 2013 at 4:24 PM #

    Women are fuelled by thier emotions.
    Men are driven by logic.
    That’s why women are stupid.

    They like assholes because of the way they make them feel.
    They love drama because of the way it makes them feel.

    That’s why you don’t hear of when makes advances in science aand medicine.
    Look at history, its pretty much telling us men to be wary of their beauty, manipulation and natural cunning.
    Adam and Eve is an excellent example.
    It sucks to attract a woman we can can’t even be ourselves, we have to cater to what THEY want in a man, while they can still be their bitchy selves.

    As stupid as they are, us straight men have to deal with it.

    • Blasphus January 27, 2013 at 2:28 PM #

      I agree. My father is a douche. I dont wanna be like that because I don’t wanna be a cause of suffering that I witnessed my mother had. But seems to me, if you want to have this fuckin sexual desire satisfied, you have to drop the character and virtues, to become self centered asshole who thinks himself to be the man. I was raised by my mother, and of course I believed, by default, in many disney typelove stuff… Painful was the realization that what women say they want is often exactly the opposite of what they really want.

      Good person does not mean weak person, man…
      Respectful person does not mean needy man…
      Caring person does not mean wimp.

      Because they are ruled by their emotions and have an absolute, infinite lack of reason, they are never to be taken serious. Any fight with them is purely emotional vent, never a constructive means to an end.
      I am appalled by my success with them when in ”fuck you, I’m the prize here” attitude, equally as I am saddened by the very lack of it when trying to really connect with a female, speaking sincerely and being generally kind, open and cooperative.

      We’ve all seen women who were hurt by jerks only to fall in the same patterns of relationships again. Why self destruct, why? I don’t want it to be like this. I want different world. I want reality where they respect themselves, where they do not confuse kindness with weakness, where they recognize the slimy smiles and fuck them..OFF. Don’t know really what to do, should I keep faith in my ideals for myself, or should I sacrifice them to become one of the bunch of slimes.
      Imagine an attractive natural happy woman, who recognizes strength in responsibility, respectfulness, discipline and warmth in character of a real man. I don’t know where she is or how many friends she has for you guys ;) but she is certainly not grinding some anonymous dude at 2 am Saturday while wearing next to nothing while temperatures are fucking Shackleton…
      It is this lack of self respect and a sense of entitlement (uh I’m a girl move away, make room for my specialness) that that disturbs me the most when I see it.
      Their egos grow because they can give someone an erection. Sad.
      You know, you want to love them, but they don’t make it easy nor wise thing to do.
      We should call them females, ’cause they are not women. There is males and females outside, not people. Not something I would take on The Arc. Bdw I’m not some uber Christian or Muslim extremist.

      Somebody kill my hope, it’s to resilient.

      • Nemicron January 30, 2013 at 9:34 PM #

        I hate to say it. But I dont believe a Woman like that actually exists. Simple math:

        Beautiful women= A human being that is completely full of themselves and are completely self centered. Basically the C word. And messed up in the head completely.

        Average women= A human being that is half way in touch with those things you have spoken about. But still kinda have their heads up their asses.

        Ugly women= A human being that is completely desperate. Willing to try and keep a guy no matter what. Sorta crazy.

  13. Nemicron January 30, 2013 at 9:13 PM #

    I really have to agree with this site. And I would like to add something. I’ve always noticed that some women seem to instead of owning up to their faults they get either violent or bitter or something to that nature. Instead of just admitting to something that they did wrong they either blame someone else or dont take credit at all. And if you accuse any women they completely shut down and again deny that they themselves have dont anything wrong or have ever done anything like that. I have 2 examples.

    1. the Arizona senator got into a car accident. Now, she is known for seat belt safety laws in that state. Infact she was so bad about the law. She has cost people thousands of dollars in fines and what not. Anyway, that very day she had just had a speech about seat belt safety she was in her car with her 2 kids in the back without any seat belts. She wasn’t wearing one either. And she wasn’t paying attention and managed to crash into another women’s car completely killing the other female who btw was 8 months preggo. Both completely dead. And instead of owning up to it. She had nothing but an excuse and all they gave her was a ticket.

    2. This one is more common. This girl in high school sleeps with a guy at a party. Mind you of her own free will. Well a week later, word got around that she had sex at that party. So instead she decides to claim that she was raped. Well instead of actually getting the real story they haul the guy off to jail and then expected him to prove that he was actually innocent. And the whole time she’s still trying to claim that this guy raped her. Well, so 5 months later they get the girl on video as they ask her again about how it happened and everything. But this time she slipped up on a fact and the police caught it. So it cleared the guy completely of it. But the guy wasted 5 months in jail because she was embarrassed? I mean really? And the sad thing is there are thousands of cases where a women cant own up to what they have done wrong. Now I’m not saying that there aren’t guys that dont either. But it seems to me that its more common with women.

  14. GatorsFan80 January 31, 2013 at 11:26 AM #

    I agree with what was posted. I see the women trying to fight back have very little to no argument on this topic. I only have a few things to add:

    1. Why do women feel the need to constantly cake their faces with makeup, change their hair color/style weekly or monthly and obsess over dieting yet eat pounds of chocolate while on their period? After being blitzed with fake looking models who are deemed “beautiful” by marketing on a daily basis ie billboards, tv movies etc..why not just minimalize it and be happy with what God gave you? No one is perfect yet women strive for that impossible perfection making them fake and inorganic. Just a thought.

    2. I believe the “old days” of women not holding leadership roles is gone. As much as they want to whine and say they aren’t treated equal in the workplace I still see women at work being coddled beyond belief because some men are scared/smitten/lust blind or whatever and give these unqualified women the job. This might go hand in hand with my opinion on the new military doctrine that women will be able to hold combat roles. I was in the military (Infantry) and had to sometimes carry an additional pack from a weakbody that couldn’t hack it. Fun? No. Physically challenging? You bet your ass. I don’t see this working out well as the above mentioned regarding rape cases/allegations from “victims”.

    3 I also agree with the above statement that women need drama to “feel”. Is that men’s fault, hell no. When I was a kid, when a woman showed emotion, it meant something. Now I feel like I’m some stranger dropped in a post apocalyptic liberal emo world where everyone is showing fake emotion and you can’t tell who is being real and who is just being dramatic for show.

    I usually don’t post on websites but I felt the need to when I saw this. I also cannot talk about this kind of thing at work because of the consequences, which is a burden on my freedom of speech. But hey I gotta provide for my family so I put the muzzle on everyday!

  15. E February 7, 2013 at 5:03 AM #

    To the woman that posted thst we could never have lived without women….Adam lived just fine without women, in fact he lived alone one the earth long enough to name everything God brought to him..and that didnt take a couple seconds Gen 2:.19 And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them:and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. 20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. (KJV). So men have lived on Earth without women.We have lived without women and did just fine…but God understood we needed a helper to multiply so he gave us woman…BTW im sure the snake was there when it was just Adam, and the tree….but the way I see it was she served him the fruit and he ate it. Read his confession to God…so dont be too oroud of all those meals you make, the first may have resulted in multiplied millions if not billions of souls in hell. But God forgives and so do we as men Forgive, But men must always remember women are not to be followed, but led, too many mistakes happen when a man follows a womans thinking. …thats just truth…humble yourselves you dont know everything…Men dont either but God put men here first for a reason, and called women helpers for a reason…

    • Drkn56n December 18, 2013 at 3:07 AM #

      Tell me where you live so I can keep an eye on you to make sure you don’t work on Sundays. If you do, according to the bible, I can come to your house and beat your stupid head in with rocks until you die. Also, if you see a female walking around in pants make sure you attack her and beat her to death because ‘God’ doesn’t allow that. Oh, and don’t forget the butt sex. If you have ever had anal sex, make sure to stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. And we CANNOT forget that if a woman is being raped and doesn’t cry out, make sure she dies, too. Oh, and god forbid you get married and your wife is NOT a virgin. ‘God’ doesn’t like that, make sure you put an axe in her head. One last note, if you ever cursed at your parent’s, make sure you jump off a really, really tall building because that is punishable by death also…do you see where I’m going with this? Don’t pick and choose what you feel like when it comes to the bible.

  16. J March 26, 2013 at 8:30 AM #

    People – all of them – are stupid.

  17. CosmosChild May 1, 2013 at 4:04 AM #

    Women are stupid coz even after being mistreated by men almost their whole lives , they choose to bring a male child in this world and love him.

  18. son of sun May 18, 2013 at 7:00 AM #

    love is a rich d!ck,big dick, for girls.most of girls even will suck begger dick for money.
    mens without womans will be lesbian and they will died holy lesbian in church.
    most of them in womans are selfish ,cunning cunts.
    there is no stupid asshole motherhood in the world.
    most womans are marring for money this is like a prostitute.

    • Anonymous October 22, 2013 at 10:14 PM #

      Not all women are like that; I’m sure there are good women out there too. Oh, and LEARN TO SPELL!

  19. Bill Wakeham May 28, 2013 at 11:28 AM #

    Women, not all, but most, are stupid. If you want proof, watch game shows, and see how many do well, and then you might realise it. Lots of women have life paid for them, if they are good looking, busty etc, and these women dont need brains.

    • Drkn56n December 18, 2013 at 2:52 AM #

      **Realize, a lot, don’t. Just helping out a fellow human who just considered ‘most women’ stupid but seems to struggle with 3rd grade grammar and spelling.

  20. LV Deluxe1 June 27, 2013 at 7:53 PM #

    I am a young man with financial priveledges. I have spent much and fron concrete experience have concluded that women are all Gold Digger$. Those females who deny it and pretend otherwise are covering up coz they know youl be a sucker and reward them for their “Purity”. No matter how pure and cunning they act, their selfish nature will always convince them that they are entitled to all your Profits and none of your Taxes.

    I also see from the above that ‘Anonymous Girl’ had to write a dozen times before finding an appropriate thing to say on this thread and ‘Taylor Girl’ wants men to show her a little respect simply coz she can cook. It just goes to prove that these women are playing their roles in this thread by proving the men right.

    Its a Mans World simply becoz the “Mighty Father” created it and “Mother Nature” has to keep it clean. Simple! (and that’s why a woman won’t understand).

    • Drkn56n December 18, 2013 at 2:57 AM #

      Oh, I like you. Yes, you are the type that get’s upset after you flash your money around and get pouty eyes when the trashy girls come running. Don’t you think you are looking in the wrong places? Your ‘concrete’ evidence (I giggled a lot at that) is perhaps obsolete if you keep choosing certain females? Would it be right of me to suggest that if I were raped several times in a bad neighborhood I can dub every man on the planet a rapist just because I wouldn’t stay away from that shitty town? Son, grow up. And I would like to offer my condolences since even though you grew up with money you never felt the need to succeed in school by the evidence of your lack of basic grammar. I pity you.

  21. The Man July 1, 2013 at 9:28 PM #

    Women are all f*cking idiots. Especially in America. Men are superior, physically and mentally to women. Men have built the world while women sit on their fat asses and reap the benefits. Women are emotional whiny bitches, just like gay f*gs. They cannot and do not think clearly or intelligently. In the end they are angry b/c they know they are inferior.

    • Anonymous October 22, 2013 at 10:02 PM #

      So you’re going to base women on “gold-diggers”, huh? Well, maybe I should judge all men for being dicks like you guys are right now. So I guess that all men are freaking dicks, with some of you being so cruel to all women, just for a few women being shitty. NEWSFLASH, BROS!!! NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME! CAN’T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SAD, THICK SKULLS?

      • David November 16, 2013 at 10:15 PM #

        over reacting.. Just like the article said lol. right now you’re yelling at a computer screen :)

        • Kaye December 5, 2013 at 1:08 AM #

          Laugh Out Loud!

  22. Mary July 5, 2013 at 9:00 AM #

    Truth, like Beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. All the above is the truth of someone’s experience. If the reality that surrounds you is not satisfying you can change it. But the only change you really have any power over is in yourself. If you keep getting lemons maybe you’re picking at the wrong fruit orchard. Do you see others around you who have a different attitude? Maybe they accepted responsiblity for the results they got and changed the shopping criteria, or had it right in the beginning.

  23. britva July 9, 2013 at 7:08 PM #

    I don’t know what’s more hilarious, the article or the comments of some of these posts. You guys seriously BELIEVE this stuff? Wow, I guess that drives the point of satire all the more home. :P

  24. Anonymous July 10, 2013 at 11:34 PM #

    After reading these comments I think all of you might as well be gay :D

    • Killinmachine March 2, 2014 at 10:38 PM #

      Ah, the contradicting homophobic rant that is expected from every woman.

      This is what you sound like:

      “All you guys are hurting my feelings so you must be gay because gays are scum, I’m going back to watching female ejaculations to get my mind off this stuff”

  25. Joe Smith July 12, 2013 at 3:46 AM #

    Yes, most of these posts are correct. There are many good guys waiting to marry, while women are busy marrying the bum, drunk, Mr. Loser, or Mr. Abuser. “You do not know him like I do.” If I had a dollar for every time that I have heard that statement. I worked the streets as a police officer, yes, I do know him better than you do, because I have known hundreds of guys like him. You cannot change other people, the only person you can change is yourself. Many good looking women that I have met are extremely arrogant and conceited. Talk about a sense of entitlement.

  26. sarina July 20, 2013 at 12:06 AM #

    yes i admit it, i am pretty stupid, my head i usually up my ass, but can we please all just get on with our lives? ladies, we are pretty stupid, but if you think about it… so are men. we are ‘dramatic’ and men are ‘rude’. women usually do the cooking and cleaning while the men are at work paying the bills and paying for that 3 hundred dollar dress you bought last weekend. well, thats usually what goes on. anyway my point is… there is probably some website out there talking about why men are stupid. so don’t take this to personally. i really don’t care that some guy said we are stupid. its true, but so are they. lets all get over this… thanks ;)

    • AFM July 20, 2013 at 10:21 AM #

      You are a very intelligent woman.

  27. The Absolute Truth September 3, 2013 at 9:14 PM #

    well many of them were certainly born that way to begin with, and most of them are so very pathetic too when it comes to being in a relationship.

  28. provider September 25, 2013 at 11:14 PM #

    women are like children you have to pay them all your life in return you get sex and a thousant more problems

    • AFM September 26, 2013 at 9:16 AM #

      I’m pretty sure that you shouldn’t pay children to get sex, and if you are paying children for sex, you’re going to have at least one more huge problem, the law.

  29. whitney November 9, 2013 at 9:31 PM #

    I actually do agree with the reasons why women are stupid, you see that stuff everyday. But why do have to be so negative and say women are stupid. Why couldn’t this article be ” How to be a smarter woman” , “Things women need to change”or something. Negative articles breed negative comments Mr. AFM.

    • AFM November 10, 2013 at 12:45 PM #

      Whit, I agree with you wholeheartedly. This article probably could have been given a more positive title, but you probably would not have read it had the title been boring. Right?

  30. Drkn56n December 18, 2013 at 2:44 AM #

    Oh, this is so adorable. I chuckled a few times at the attempt to draw up reasonable conclusions as to why women ‘feel’ the need to act as they do. The attempt you have made was admirable but poorly thought out and presented. First and foremost, let’s be reasonable, can you seriously categorize each and every female on the planet as such? How about those who were once men and now women? Hmm? Such a stinging statement to such a broad category. I feel like that could cause a few ruffles in some feathers. But, yes, this is a ‘mans’ article. Need to keep it short and sweet and keep the gentlemen feeling as if they are still on top. I agree to a point, I feel that most men need inflated egos because the alpha male gene is a raging monster, is it not? Help me out here because I am just a ‘stupid’ woman…I refuse to come off as cynical because I do not believe your accusations and I don’t even fit any description that would deem myself in your eyes as ‘stupid’.

    1. First statement is about sex, surprise surprise gentlemen, can’t get that outta your mind for one damn second, eh? Women fake orgasms because men can be careless, clumsy and at times aggressive without knowing or either they just do not care. Woman will only jump ship if they feel like they’re sinking fast anyway!

    2. I do not watch Oprah. Never have and probably never will. I do not seek advice from my television, that’s senseless. If i need advice I will seek a female whom is more experienced than myself. I do not bottle up feelings of anger/hurt because that is a very unhealthy thing to do. Forego, releasing emotional tension is possibly one of the reasons why women live longer, hmm?

    3. Bad boy is a broad statement. I’m going to make a wild assumption (such as yourself) and say aggressive and tough. The macho Neanderthal song and dance that may perhaps draw in the weaker females does not appeal to me. Since I was blessed with a 138 IQ I feel the need to seek out a mate with intellectual depth.

    4. You know what, I actually can agree with you there. But let’s look a little deeper into that thought process. There is looking and then there is creepy leering. Men need to learn the difference and learn how to switch off animalistic urges. If we can put a man on the moon how is it boobs still make men drool and wag their tongue about? Moving on…

    5. I’m not a fan of plastic surgery. But let’s be serious here, guys. Women do face a lot of pressure when it comes to their looks. The younger and prettier you are, the further you go. It’s sick and sad but it’s the truth. When girls are young, they are bought barbie dolls. Aren’t these dolls just replicas of an anorexic woman who had a boob job? And commercials that are splattered with impossibly thin and gorgeous supermodels? Open your eyes.

    6. I’ve never heard that except from young teenage girls. They think it will be ‘fun’ because they have so little life experience. But there is only one way these girls get pregnant. From young, immature, thoughtless boys.

    7. Okay, the driving example was funny. But you can’t tell me men don’t stress over pointless problems that make them seem insecure and idiotic i.e. penis size, being beat at video games…etc etc.

    8. Some women prefer gay men as friends because they get a chance to get away from petty females and hang out with a guy without the fear of the man trying to get her into bed.

    9. I have never done anything while driving except light a cigarette at a red light. I wish you knew how you came up with the conclusion that every woman in the world tries to do something else besides pay attention to the road while driving. Did you have the ability to stowaway into the trunks of cars that women were driving? Your point seems invalid to me.

    10. Are you 14? I hope you are…because I know you are not justifying the evils of man and slimming that down and trying to sit it up against a woman’s ‘monthly visitor’. Yes, men sometimes get caught in the cross fire of woman’s wrath when she is hormonal but I don’t think men fear walking down a dark alley because he’s afraid of a woman jumping out and raping him. Also, don’t toss god into the mix of your hate speech. It’s very tacky and unbecoming.

    11. Yes, after an imaginary person popped out of the sky, waved a magic wand and trees and animals fell from mid-air, he then pulled some guy out of the ground, plucked one of his ribs out and created a woman who then had a chat with some snake who convinced her to eat some fruit…haha. Yup, totally our fault.

    I really hope this is satirical because if not…*sigh*…I can’t wrap my head around the thoughts of those that are less intellectual than my own.

    • AFM December 19, 2013 at 5:55 PM #

      Ummm….yes, I do presume to group all women into one category. And, if you think that you do not fit into this category, then you are either seriously deluded(most likely) or the one shining exception(I seriously doubt it). No, I am not 14, but I do have the sense of humor of a 14 year old unfortunately. I’m assuming that the vitriol that I sense is from your monthly visitor since you appear to actually have an IQ of 138, but that does not excuse your tonality or hurtful words. And if I had a club, the Neanderthal in me might attempt to club the feminist in you across the head. Shouldn’t you be somewhere making me a sandwich.

      • Drkn56n December 20, 2013 at 1:00 AM #

        I must admit, I’m very taken aback by you’re procured resentment towards women, little guy. I’m sorry your mother ignored you and your first girl friend cheated on you. Seriously, kiddo, I wrote a novel with better grammar than yours when I was 11. Your juvenile attempts to offend me with your weak, disambiguous comments could possibly anger a woman who doesn’t contain the level of intelligence as myself. But sadly, I would consider your reply a ‘swing and a miss’ and I’m letting you know this for your own benefit. Do not try to argue with someone you are no match for, and please try to remember that for the future, little man. Do not bother replying to this because you will only further embarrass yourself. Thank you for the laughs! Happy Holidays! =)

        • AFM December 22, 2013 at 2:03 AM #

          Once again, we are name calling and fighting over semantics. Are grammatical errors what we’re talking about here? I would have thought that your high IQ put you above such petty trivialities. You shouldn’t slough around in the muck with me; it is undignified for a “lady” (and I do apply the term ‘lady’ extremely lightly in this situation). Don’t take it personal if I threaten you with hypothetical, internet Caveman violence. It is not real. I have too much to lose. And how could you make that sandwich, be barefooted, and pregnant if you are concussed? Seriously. Your purpose here is to be quiet, look pretty (doubtful), and help repopulate the world. Let the men do thinking sweetheart. Hopefully, my grammar is sufficient for you this time. And, since you took the opportunity to plug your novel and give me a spirited rebuttal to one of my articles, go ahead and give me the name of your book. I will post it in the comments.

          P.S. How did you know about my mom not loving me and my first girlfriend being a whore? Sounds like someone might have a little experience in the unloved whore department…Happy Holidays!

          • etng December 26, 2013 at 9:28 PM #

            Woah! Someone grabbed the dictionary and got pissed. I think there is more of a purpose to women being here than to “Look pretty, be quiet, and produce” What you just said there made you come off as a misogynistic asshole. I think we all have a better purpose in life. And i know women who don’t care about they’re looks, don’t want to reproduce, and are never going to shut up. I think you should calm down a bit. I think you were offended and didn’t mean to say such rude things, in which case i will forgive you. We all say things we don’t mean when we are mad. I think both genders have their faults that annoy either one. I think we should stop stereotyping each other and realize that both genders should consider themselves lucky to have the other on this wonderful earth. :)

            • AFM December 29, 2013 at 9:10 PM #

              Well genius, I should have grabbed a thesaurus not a dictionary if I was looking for better words. But, I pulled all my words from my “meat thesaurus” or the head above my shoulders instead of an antiquated book. If you think that women have a bigger purpose than looking pretty, being quiet, and (re)”producing”, then you are actually correct. Women should also be cooking and cleaning. And the women who are uninterested in (re)”producing”, do not care about their looks, and will never shut up should run into oncoming traffic holding hands. I did mean to be offensive, but most of the article is satirical and meant to allow people to laugh at themselves. Since, I actually agree that both men and women should learn to appreciate one another I will not argue with you anymore. However, do not hold your breath waiting for misogynistic statements to stop coming from

              The statements made by the author do not necessarily express the views of

              • oceans666 January 1, 2014 at 1:39 AM #

                Whoa, you’re trying too hard here buddy, I’d just give up trying to argue with people’s beliefs. We can’t change what people think so why get so upset if they disagree with your thoughts? (as sexist and belligerent as they may be.)

              • ThisGuy January 1, 2014 at 4:31 AM #

                Wow, this loser basically said that his “meat thesaurus” (kind of a queer if ya ask me but at least you know where your head is, bro!) is better than the ‘outdated’ dictionary. The dictionary will always be around, moron. Does this site let any random idiot in off the street to write articles for them?? I know a guy who lives in the subway and chants versus from the bible and swears the world is coming to an end. I’m pretty sure he’s more intellectual than this egotistical jerk off.

                • AFM January 1, 2014 at 1:09 PM #

                  Well genius deaux, a thesaurus is a book that gives synonyms for words rather than just descriptions like the dictionary. The dictionary is not outdated, there is just a more efficient way to find “college” words than using it. Oh, and way to go with the homophobic slurs champ. Real classy. Fortunately for you, we will let any clown comment on here. But no, you have to have some credentials or at least a well-written article to publish here.

                  • ThisGuy January 1, 2014 at 7:16 PM #

                    You are probably the dumbest person I have encountered online. You really have no idea what is being said to you and you are contradicting yourself in every single thing you comment on. I’m pretty sure the dictionary comment was just hypothetical (very obviously, in fact) but you charged into a series of awkward sentences laced with ‘big’ words to sound intelligent all you did was went galloping forward to prove a point of intelligence that does not apply to you whatsoever. Also, you weakly tried to insult me with a ‘classy’ remark yet you told a woman above my comment about telling her not to get offended if you threaten her with barbaric aggression and violence. What kind of creep are you, dude? I really don’t think you deserve to be writing anything online. You are weak minded and dimwitted. Also, whip out your ‘outdated’ dictionary and look up the word ‘queer’ it means odd or unusual.

                    • AFM January 1, 2014 at 7:38 PM #

                      I’m sure that you meant “queer” in the unusual sense rather than calling me homosexual because that is the way that it is applied most frequently today. I’m also sure that anyone who thinks ‘big’ words indicate the presence of intelligent thought probably should not comment online. Thank you for your grammatical assessment of a simple reply. The next time that I need someone to for check syntax errors and to listen for the cohesiveness of the comments section, you will get the first call. And in case you missed it Einstein, there is a tinge of sarcasm in everything that’s been written here. Even the editor’s of the page left a disclaimer on my comments. No one is going to hit anyone with a club, ass clown. It was written in hypothetical. And you call me dim-witted? There is no such thing as a cyber-bully. They are just words. If you like them, then enjoy the article. If you do not like them then run head first into a wall. Hell, the comments here are entertaining too.

        • Alogon January 1, 2014 at 12:39 PM #

          Intelligent people don’t make up and use words like “disambiguous”.

  31. Interesting Man December 30, 2013 at 7:22 PM #

    I like women. However, women are a dangerous and tricky mistress. Tread carefully my good men. And don’t be so quick to judge, for you might just miss a woman that is suitable to your liking. You never know… Past experiences with women will inevitably change your perspective. However, you must be open to new experiences too… I personally haven’t met many women that I can tolerate, but I look forward to meeting some new ones.

    Stay thirsty my friends

    • bobton January 14, 2014 at 5:27 PM #

      Amen to that. You sound like a wise man. All power to you, sir!

  32. Anon January 2, 2014 at 2:46 AM #

    I liked the article but after reading the comments, the author sounds like an absolute tool. The whole time I was reading through the comments all I kept thinking was that the author is probably a 36 year old, still living at his mothers house, face full of acne and shoulder length hair. Probably had sex once because the girl was drunk and he resents women because his lack of intelligence and basement dwelling is probably a huge turn-off to them. Now he runs around online, hate-spamming and it’s basic psychology 101 that anyone who spews hate towards another group of people is just a mirror of their own self-hatred. Busted, tool bag.

    • AFM January 2, 2014 at 7:19 PM #

      Well, you guessed right. I’m living in my mother’s house at the ripe old age of 36, and my face is full of acne. Unfortunately, I have not had sex with a girl yet, but I am hoping 2014 is the year. By the way, you sound kinda hot….

    • bobton January 14, 2014 at 5:25 PM #

      So, tell me what you don’t like about yourself….

  33. myname January 6, 2014 at 10:19 PM #

    I agree with Anon. This guy IS a tool.

  34. Austin J. YouCantHandleTheTruth January 12, 2014 at 6:02 PM #

    Men please, we are smarter than this- do not argue with women. We all know where that gets us: no where . Arguing with women is a great way to put your own head through the wall 17 times and hate all of humanity in under 10 minutes. All women, actually let me type that again ALL WOMEN lack common sense. They base their opinions on how they are feeling, they betray one another for their own personal benefits, they insult others to portray themselves superior, they take no responsibility for their own actions thus leading them to blame men for all of their problems, and they are just terrible mistakes in general. I disagree with many Arabic ways, but they definitely know how to use women. And I know that comes off mean, but women were put on Earth to serve man, it says so in the bible, whether you are religious or not. Most people would think I’m being sexist and stereotyping, but I’m really not. This is honestly how I view women. And there is only one thing that is more idiotic than a woman. That’s right, a feminist.

    • Anon February 25, 2014 at 8:50 AM #

      women were not put on earth to serve your lazy ass, i’ll tell you that! and also, all men were once women! that’s one of the reasons you jack asses have nipples! i don’t believe in god and i believe the bible is a piece of fucking shit! if i did believe in god i would sure hope he damns you to bloody motherfucking hell! women and men should be equal! lets see you give birth with out screaming in pain! if i were to write an article like this i would make sure to put in:

      If men don’t get their way they yell at a woman


      tons of women have been raped and/or killed by men

      you don’t usually see a woman getting arrested for raping someone do you? at the least 1 woman is raped everyday bye a man!!!!! so fuck you mr. austin j.

      • PimpHand March 2, 2014 at 11:01 PM #

        Let the butthurt flow through you, anon, don’t resist it

        You know I would probably mistake you for a 15 year old kid but all you women are equally stupid.

        Also, please give me some more rape, abuse, and violence between the sexes myths that you believe in, I can’t tell if you’re really ignorant enough or one of the people who actually come up with these lies but they are hilarious at our current time!

  35. bobton January 14, 2014 at 5:21 PM #

    Y’all know, fellas, that in 40 years, when sex robots begin their journey to becoming a common thing, a WHOLE new ball game is gonna begin lol. Bottom line = a man will be able to have his ungreedy and undemanding needs met by one of these wonderful creations of Japanese genius. A woman, will not. Whose hands do you think the “power” will be in then, ladies…it sure won’t be yours. Those guys are genius…but programming one complicated enough to keep your gender satisfied? Based on your current behaviour? Lmao! Please!

  36. FuckYou March 8, 2014 at 4:11 PM #

    I don’t know what’s wrong with getting plastic surgery. Women shoudn’t do that just because this 12 year old says not to? My best friend got a nose job and to me she looked beautiful before and still looks beautiful now.
    You´re realle an idiot if you think a woman seeks to impress others buy getting a nose job? lmao. I would think if a girl wants to impress me all she’d had to do is getting breast implants!
    Do you honestly think getting a nose job is done to impress others?. If you do, then you’re stupid as they come.
    I don’t see anything wrong with that. Why should they not fix something they don’t like?? They’re already doing it with make up, with their hair. Besides I don’t think my friend or anyone with a brain would get plastic surgery to overcome insecurity. Cause it’d be stupid to think that just because you went under a knife you’re a complete different person! That’s the most idiotic thing I ever heard. I know my best friend and if she wants to change hers looks, she will do it. If she wants to change on the inside she will read a book or something. So I think your argument is invalid.
    Also you sound like a woman-hater, so basicly a woman who dates you is as stupid as you said. So you have a point there with the “bad boys”, or in this case the “misogynists”.
    All of this, assuming you’re not just a resentful bitch who just hates other women.
    Cause you’re definitely crying like a bitch.

    • AFM March 9, 2014 at 3:35 PM #

      You sound very angry. I’m sure that “your friend” (it’s really you isn’t it?) is really happy with their nose job. By the way, the reason for that nose job is still based in insecurity whether it was you or an actual friend. No one goes under the knife without being insecure. You are literally risking your life to “look better,” and your perception of your looks are based in social perception. In other words, what you think about yourself is partially formed by how you think people perceive you. So yes, “your friend” does want to impress other people.

      • Anonymous March 22, 2014 at 3:18 PM #

        Well said..!

  37. Anonymous March 17, 2014 at 3:40 PM #

    Women are real stupids.. They are made in that way.. Just to make men’s life miserable..!

  38. Mark March 18, 2014 at 7:39 AM #

    Guys, guys… Let’s not forget the horrendous auto tune – country rap/bieber garbage we are forced to be exposed to purely because of female mentality.

  39. Peely May 4, 2014 at 8:26 AM #

    The more I learn about my missus, the more I love my German Shepherds.

  40. The Ugly Truth May 4, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

    I just came here to read the comments. LMAO. Seriously though, women are stupid. Example one: Sarah Palin (Just had to put that out there :) ) 2: I have thought deeply as a straight, unmarried college student “What do men get from marriage?” To be honest, nothing but sex and kids, if that is what they are aiming for. I know a guy who is married, and he cannot do ANYTHING without the accord of his wife. Buy a tie? No. Have a bros night out? No. Have eternal annoyances and rack his nerves and die early of stress just because he (unlike his wife) remembers his vows and wants to keep her? You bet. Sadly, women are great actors; you will fall in love and once you get married you’ll regret it. The Bad boys part is the raw truth though. I once liked a girl and treated her like a lady, but at the time she wanted a different guy. Long story short, he raped her, I saved her and my fists tasted blood for the first time. Yet when I asked her out, she still said no. Instead she went after some other guy who was also “a bad boy”. This time I don’t care. To be honest I haven’t really heard from her at all.

  41. Bex May 24, 2014 at 1:34 AM #

    So what I’m getting from this is that you’ve never met a woman.. Or that the ones you have met will not have sex with you. Gee, I have such a difficult time with my slow woman intellect figuring out that riddle. As a woman, I do love misogyny.

  42. Saintluger May 30, 2014 at 4:08 AM #

    lol… trying to decipher life long self induced crazy – I mean “women”…


    they’ll NEVER admit to what every man knows and learns from his father and grandfathers… and THAT is what really pisses women off – what was said about them… and every REAL MAN KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT LITTLE TALK I AM REFERRING TO.

    And don’t forget the first hoe GOD made, lol… Lilith… search that whore up and it all makes sense… women are broken from the beginning.

  43. Leslie June 4, 2014 at 2:58 PM #

    This is one of the saddest articles I’ve ever read and the comments are even more disturbing.

    Most of them men in this thread have dehumanized women in every way possible; that’s disgusting. There are a lot of terrible women, but there are also a lot of terrible men. This shouldn’t be a gender war.

    I work full time, I’m in the process of obtaining my MBA, I’m a mother, and I’m a wife that takes care of most of the housework.
    I have to wonder if some of you were abused as children by your mother, abandoned, or just have had horrible luck with the women you’ve chosen to spend your time with (in which case, that’s your problem)

    Start appreciating each gender for what they have to offer as opposed to knocking them down, I pray that none of you reproduce or try to raise children with this mindset.

  44. Leslie June 4, 2014 at 3:29 PM #

    1. Do you know how many men I’ve heard complain that they can’t make their partner orgasm? Men tend to take a blow to the ego when they haven’t successfully helped their partner have an orgasm. I’m convinced that pornography has created the idea that women will orgasm within 5 minutes of sex, and for most women, that doesn’t ever happen. Most men that I’ve met also don’t have the patience to take the time to help their partner orgasm..THIS is why women fake orgasms..It turns out to more work than it should be, it becomes uncomfortable, it’s easier to just fake it and get it over with.
    2. Is AskMen not the male version of Oprah? How about this website? It’s filled with articles on “Women Not to Marry” and “Why Women are Stupid” Adorable. Not all women watch Oprah, not all women pick up Cosmopolitan, and not all women seek advice through magazines and cheesy TV shows.
    3. Do men not like women who will put out after a few drinks? Perfect logic. The two go hand-in-hand, men like women who will put out and women like bad boys, yet women are the stupid ones.
    4. Women and men should be able to wear whatever they want without being accosted. Breasts weren’t intended for men to stare at, if a man has trouble not looking at a woman’s body or breasts, they need a lesson on self-control and respect.
    5. This is probably the most ridiculous reason of them all. How many men get plastic surgery? A LOT. You used an example of Kim Kardashian..How about Bruce Jenner? How about all of the other male celebrities with face lifts, nose jobs, chin implants, etc.?
    6. How many men have sex with a woman, impregnate her and walk away from the child they fathered? Sounds pretty stupid to me.
    7. I can absolutely say this is false. I’m a problem solver, my husband is a talker. It’s all in personality, not in gender.
    8. This one is so stupid that I can’t even formulate a good response to it.
    9. I drive perfectly fine. I know how to operate a vehicle properly, change the tires, and change my own oil (and no, I’m not a dyke) I swear I’ve seen men texting, talking on the phone, and eating while they drive. So does this really only apply to women?
    10. Have you ever had the lining of your uterus shed for a week? It’s not comfortable, but you disregard the fact that there are many other things that come with a menstrual cycle, for example, the progesterone levels that rise in a woman about a week before her period, causing a whirlwind of emotions and physical discomfort. I’ve NEVER met a woman who has blamed a man for her menstrual cycle.
    11. This is just another stupid reason you pulled out of your ass for why women are to blame for your problems.

  45. Nick June 5, 2014 at 11:53 PM #

    Women are stupid because they are insecure and don’t know what is good for them and they keep wanting more and more.

  46. The Real Truth September 10, 2014 at 1:33 PM #

    Not only are they Stupid, but very Stuck Up too.

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