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Girls You Shouldn’t Marry

15 Jan

In lieu of the inevitable divorce between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, the staff of Answers from would like to inform the men of the world of the type of women that they should not marry. More than half of all marriages end in divorce, but some heartache is avoidable.

Do Not Marry These Women….

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1.The Girl With the Sex Tape

The girl who took it up the butt on camera may have a great personality, but at best she showed very poor judgement in a fairly obvious situation. At worst, she is either the girl that does not think anything through or the girl who will do anything for fame and wealth. For the three hundred thousandth time ladies, do not show yourself naked on camera. When something is on film it will eventually be seen by someone else. And once it gets to the internet, it is open for the world to see. People  that are willing to let the world see them in their most intimate acts have one of three problems. Either they are starved for attention, they desire fame and wealth over self-respect and the respect of their peers, or they are not capable of looking into the future. None of these women make good wives.

Case study: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton – Both have been linked to numerous men in their cities. Kim is filing for her first divorce after a whopping 72 days of marriage.

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2. The Stripper

This may come as a surprise to you, but a woman that takes her clothes off for money is motivated by wealth. And that woman is more easily influenced by men that spoil them financially. The strip club is an environment where morals and money disappear quickly. Men throw their money at women in the strip club and these women sell them a fantasy. However, when a woman works for too long of a period in the exotic dancing industry, her understanding of men changes. Men become idiots (some of them really are) and ATM’s to these women. Once their idea of men is permanently marred, there is a higher chance that they will offer more intimate contact for the right price. No man can handle his wife being ogled and fondled by  men everyday. And, when the money runs out, she may leave with another guy.

Case study: Anna Benson (Baseball player’s wife) – Has been under-dressed in public on a few occasions. Promised her husband that she would sleep with his teammates if he ever screwed her over.

3. The Hot, But Crazy Girl

She is one of the most attractive women that you have ever seen. She is built like a cartoon, with huge boobs, a tiny waist, and a nice butt. Strangely, she actually wants to have sex with you, and it is completely amazing, mind-blowing sex. If you did not have to talk to each other, then the relationship would be perfect. But, every time you say anything to her other than “hi”, she blows up at you. She thinks that you are looking at other women. She accuses you of insulting her randomly. She has these creepy dolls that all face the bed,  and seven cats, two dogs, and a parakeet. Occasionally, after a particularly toe-curling session of the no-pants dance, she cries. She does not tear up because the sensation of the sex is too much to handle. No, she boo-hoo’s uncontrollably for some reason that is completely unknown to you. She is not stable, and you should not marry her. If you do, you are almost promised to wake up with a knife at your throat one day.

Case study: Angelina Jolie – Drank her lover’s blood. Kissed her brother in public. Twice divorced.

Ha! The last one was only this big.

4. The Girl Who Sleeps With Everybody

People would assume that a promiscuous woman would be more likely to cheat, but that is not necessarily true. She is, however, more likely to get bored with your “missionary only” sex. She has sampled bigger and smaller guys (both body and member). She has done some things that would make your most perverted friend blush. And even in a big city, there is a pretty good chance that you will run into someone that she has slept with. Enjoy that awkward conversation.

Case study: Sam Phillips – Liberated view of sex. Yay.  Over 500 sex partners. Ewww.

5. The Girl With Issues

Nothing seems wrong when you meet her. She is beautiful, soft-spoken, and amicable. But she has been married three times. Then you find out all these eccentricities. She does not do anything too weird at first, but there are noticeable odd quirks. Slowly, she begins to show you the real her. When you see the real her, run. This is not the woman that you marry. Most guys think that this woman simply has not found the right guy yet. They think that they are Mr. Right. They can be this woman’s knight in shining armor and relieve all the stress that she has. The guy that can fix a woman’s emotional problems does not exist. In a romance with her, at best you can hope that she learns something from another tumultuous relationship. You probably will not gain anything from it. People should only get married after they have worked through their issues alone. Leave her alone.

Case study: Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry – Both of them have been married multiple times. Jennifer Lopez allegedly has a reputation of being difficult, allegedly asking for an all-white changing room and green peanut M&M’s on movie sets. I’m sure that attitude went over well in all her relationships. Halle Berry has married a spousal abuser, a sex addict, and dated a guy whom she accused of domestic abuse.

Here is a list of Jenny from “the block’s” demands for work:

6. The Liar

This woman can not tell the truth. Every word that she has ever said to you has been a mere shade of the actual events that occurred in any event at best. She lies constantly about both big issues and insignificant matters. She has fed you so much tripe that you no longer have a clue what is the truth and what is made up about her. Inevitably, there will be moments when she seems genuine, and she may really care about you, but any person who lies can not be trusted. And, trust is the basis of any relationship, especially a marriage.

Case Study: Your ex who stole and used your credit card to pay for a trip to Vegas where she was allegedly attending her sister’s wedding. You learned about the excursion after you contracted a STI from her because she slept with two strippers, her sister’s groom, three frat guys, and two members of your sister’s bridal party. The maiden of honor told you the truth about the event, not your ex.

Men should avoid these amateur porn stars, strippers, and promiscuous and dishonest women at all costs. They are beautiful, they are alluring and complex, but they are terrible choices to be the person that you want to spend the rest of your life.

One Response to “Girls You Shouldn’t Marry”

  1. Solodee May 26, 2014 at 2:13 AM #

    Is there a woman out there that is not either a J.Lo/Halle Berry, a Sam Phillips, or a girl with a dirrrty past of so many partners and a few tattoos. Or worse still, the pretentious church girl……

    You may need to forget the past and look towards a future filled with bliss.

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