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Signs That You Should Dump Her

16 Jan

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1. If she orders lobster on the first date – If your date orders the most expensive thing on the menu on your first date together, then you should get rid of her immediately. A woman that does this has shown you at least one of three possible problems that could come up in your relationship.

  • She is a gold-digger. When she saw you, she saw a chump that had the means to give her everything that she ever wanted. She does not like you, she likes what you can do for her. Hint: If you met her in strip club or with an escort service, she is using you. People that take their clothes off for cash are motivated by money. It is not a judgment, just an observation.
  • She is testing you to see how you react to her doing inappropriate things. This is the first test of many to prove your loyalty to her. Ironically, she will never fully trust you anyway and ultimately push you away with these kinds of behavior. This type of person thrives in chaos. She has been hurt and wants to be sure that you will stay through the hard times. And when you leave after constant prodding, in her eyes, you will be another guy that has let her down.
  • She is a princess. She has never heard the word “no”. Her parents gave her a BMW on sixteenth birthday and she threw a fit because it was not a Benz. So, her parents bought her a Benz too. You will never satisfy this woman, because she has already has the world at her feet.

2. If she is a flirt – She smiles at every guy that passes her while holding your hand. She may like you, but she also likes to keep her options open. She regularly gives her telephone number or email to strangers in front of you, and then says that you are overreacting.

  • She is immature – She has not had enough experience in relationships to know what is acceptable behavior and what is unacceptable.
  • She is insecure – She  needs constant attention to validate her self-worth. She flirts because she does not necessarily value herself.
  • She does not respect you.

3. She lives in another city – Long distance relationships do not work, unless the relationship was established years prior to one of the partners moving away, the distance is short enough for both people to visit frequently, the time separated will be brief, and both parties are equally committed to keeping the relationship. It is rare for all these factors to happen in the same situation, and there is always some person in the the city that your girlfriend lives that is interested in her and attentive to her every need (especially the physical ones).

4. Because nothing that you do is right – No matter how well-intentioned and well-executed your actions are, she finds a fault with you and argues non-stop about your shortcomings.

  • She may be unhappy with you because you failed to meet some unexpressed expectations or standards that she has, which means that she has poor communications skills. If the woman in a relationship communicates worse than the man, the relationship is doomed without professional help.
  • She may be comparing you to an ex-boyfriend that still loves. Regardless of how well you treat a woman that is in love with someone else, you will be second in her life to the other person.
  • She may be unhappy with herself and therefore incapable of being happy with you. People that love themselves and are happy with their place in life enjoy sharing their lives with others. In contrast to that, people that are miserable, want others to be miserable too.

5. Nothing she does is right -Everything that she does annoys you. Either she is not the right one for you and everything that she does is amplified because your heart is not in it, or you just are not happy.

6. Her mother is her best friend – A woman holding her mother in high esteem shows that she values family and is respectful of the people that she should be respectful of. A woman whose mother is her best friend is probably socially awkward and you will be in a constant fight to be the most important person in her life.

7. You are not sexually compatible – Bad sex can break up a good relationship. And conversely, good sex that happens too infrequently can break you up too.

  • No man wants a woman that has slept with the entire city of New York, but both partners need to be similarly experienced for good sex to happen. If your partner is inexperienced, then you have to weigh her enthusiasm towards trying new things and effort towards learning your wants and needs sexually.
  • If you want sex every day and your girl is ok with sex once a month, then it will become a problem.

Girls You Shouldn’t Marry

15 Jan

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In lieu of the inevitable divorce between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, the staff of Answers from men.com would like to inform the men of the world of the type of women that they should not marry. More than half of all marriages end in divorce, but some heartache is avoidable.

Do Not Marry These Women….

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1.The Girl With the Sex Tape

The girl who took it up the butt on camera may have a great personality, but at best she showed very poor judgement in a fairly obvious situation. At worst, she is either the girl that does not think anything through or the girl who will do anything for fame and wealth. For the three hundred thousandth time ladies, do not show yourself naked on camera. When something is on film it will eventually be seen by someone else. And once it gets to the internet, it is open for the world to see. People  that are willing to let the world see them in their most intimate acts have one of three problems. Either they are starved for attention, they desire fame and wealth over self-respect and the respect of their peers, or they are not capable of looking into the future. None of these women make good wives.

Case study: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton – Both have been linked to numerous men in their cities. Kim is filing for her first divorce after a whopping 72 days of marriage.

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2. The Stripper

This may come as a surprise to you, but a woman that takes her clothes off for money is motivated by wealth. And that woman is more easily influenced by men that spoil them financially. The strip club is an environment where morals and money disappear quickly. Men throw their money at women in the strip club and these women sell them a fantasy. However, when a woman works for too long of a period in the exotic dancing industry, her understanding of men changes. Men become idiots (some of them really are) and ATM’s to these women. Once their idea of men is permanently marred, there is a higher chance that they will offer more intimate contact for the right price. No man can handle his wife being ogled and fondled by  men everyday. And, when the money runs out, she may leave with another guy.

Case study: Anna Benson (Baseball player’s wife) – Has been under-dressed in public on a few occasions. Promised her husband that she would sleep with his teammates if he ever screwed her over.

3. The Hot, But Crazy Girl

She is one of the most attractive women that you have ever seen. She is built like a cartoon, with huge boobs, a tiny waist, and a nice butt. Strangely, she actually wants to have sex with you, and it is completely amazing, mind-blowing sex. If you did not have to talk to each other, then the relationship would be perfect. But, every time you say anything to her other than “hi”, she blows up at you. She thinks that you are looking at other women. She accuses you of insulting her randomly. She has these creepy dolls that all face the bed,  and seven cats, two dogs, and a parakeet. Occasionally, after a particularly toe-curling session of the no-pants dance, she cries. She does not tear up because the sensation of the sex is too much to handle. No, she boo-hoo’s uncontrollably for some reason that is completely unknown to you. She is not stable, and you should not marry her. If you do, you are almost promised to wake up with a knife at your throat one day.

Case study: Angelina Jolie – Drank her lover’s blood. Kissed her brother in public. Twice divorced.

Ha! The last one was only this big.

4. The Girl Who Sleeps With Everybody

People would assume that a promiscuous woman would be more likely to cheat, but that is not necessarily true. She is, however, more likely to get bored with your “missionary only” sex. She has sampled bigger and smaller guys (both body and member). She has done some things that would make your most perverted friend blush. And even in a big city, there is a pretty good chance that you will run into someone that she has slept with. Enjoy that awkward conversation.

Case study: Sam Phillips – Liberated view of sex. Yay.  Over 500 sex partners. Ewww.

5. The Girl With Issues

Nothing seems wrong when you meet her. She is beautiful, soft-spoken, and amicable. But she has been married three times. Then you find out all these eccentricities. She does not do anything too weird at first, but there are noticeable odd quirks. Slowly, she begins to show you the real her. When you see the real her, run. This is not the woman that you marry. Most guys think that this woman simply has not found the right guy yet. They think that they are Mr. Right. They can be this woman’s knight in shining armor and relieve all the stress that she has. The guy that can fix a woman’s emotional problems does not exist. In a romance with her, at best you can hope that she learns something from another tumultuous relationship. You probably will not gain anything from it. People should only get married after they have worked through their issues alone. Leave her alone.

Case study: Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry – Both of them have been married multiple times. Jennifer Lopez allegedly has a reputation of being difficult, allegedly asking for an all-white changing room and green peanut M&M’s on movie sets. I’m sure that attitude went over well in all her relationships. Halle Berry has married a spousal abuser, a sex addict, and dated a guy whom she accused of domestic abuse.

Here is a list of Jenny from “the block’s” demands for work:

6. The Liar

This woman can not tell the truth. Every word that she has ever said to you has been a mere shade of the actual events that occurred in any event at best. She lies constantly about both big issues and insignificant matters. She has fed you so much tripe that you no longer have a clue what is the truth and what is made up about her. Inevitably, there will be moments when she seems genuine, and she may really care about you, but any person who lies can not be trusted. And, trust is the basis of any relationship, especially a marriage.

Case Study: Your ex who stole and used your credit card to pay for a trip to Vegas where she was allegedly attending her sister’s wedding. You learned about the excursion after you contracted a STI from her because she slept with two strippers, her sister’s groom, three frat guys, and two members of your sister’s bridal party. The maiden of honor told you the truth about the event, not your ex.

Men should avoid these amateur porn stars, strippers, and promiscuous and dishonest women at all costs. They are beautiful, they are alluring and complex, but they are terrible choices to be the person that you want to spend the rest of your life.

The Myth of the Male Friend

9 Jan

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This is the truth about your male friend.

There is no such thing as a platonic male friend. It has never existed, it never will exist. And, this isn’t a case like that of the long-gone dinosaurs or some rare species of plants that has recently become extinct with empirical evidence of their existence. This is closer to the realm of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. They have never been alive except in someone’s imagination, and it it just easier to believe that they exist rather than accept the actual truth. Yes, any woman over the age of twenty can name a guy with which she has gone to places and with whom she was not dating romantically, but that does not mean he was a friend. He was simply biding his time, being available, and attempting to spend enough time with an attractive woman to convince her that he would be worthy of having sex with her. Men do not have female friends unless they are not attracted to them. And even then, they would sleep with their unattractive friend if the right occasion and the right amount of alcohol was involved in the situation. Men are only friends to and with other men. The idea of a male friend dates back to childhood, when kids couldn’t really differentiate between genders. This was a different time. Boys and girls played interchangeably in a myriad of games because the two sexes had not yet figured out that they liked each other in a more passionate way. Then, life was simple. But, once those kids grew up and sex found its way into relationships, everything changed. And, the most impacting change of the walk into adulthood was that boys became preoccupied with sex. Women who have male friends often underestimate the power that basic attraction has over guys and misunderstand their motivations. Most men would sleep with a friend from their childhood. Most men would sleep with women from any person’s childhood, especially if that woman is hot.

This is not a man’s idea of fun.

Having a woman as a friend, for a guy, is like having all the drama of a girlfriend without any of benefits. You get all the petty arguments, hurt feelings, talks about those feelings, all the consoling her about work, school, kids, or just life, without the occasional cooking, cleaning, and regular sex of a normal adult relationship. Why would any sane man sign up for that? He could hang with a guy friend that has no feelings about anything other than women, alcohol, and cars, with the occasional talks about pop culture and politics. If someone is feeling down, it doesn’t warrant a talk about what’s wrong. It warrants a trip to a strip club or bar and a couple of drinks. Men are simple and women can complicate things.

This is both a man’s idea of fun and how men talk about their feelings.

There are only three reasons that a man would not sleep with an attractive woman. 1. The man is contentedly, happily married or in a great relationship so he does not put himself into situations that can get out of hand or be misconstrued. 2. He is completely gay: the type of gay where looking at women makes him physically ill. 3. He is dead. Men are socialized and possibly genetically wired to look at women. I asked an elderly man why he was ogling an attractive woman that walked by. He responded “I’m old, not dead.” I asked the same thing of a married guy, to which he promptly said, “I’m married, not dead.” And, some gay men seem to be more fascinated by breasts than straight men are.

Even old men are not your friends.

If you are  just a remotely attractive woman, your male “friend” is trying to sleep with you. If you’ve heard, “You are so cool/nice/pretty/gorgeous,” or any variation or combination of those words, your friend is saying clearly that he likes you. This is just a sanguine, non-threatening way of getting you to think about how cool/nice/handsome/etc. he is. It is all a ploy. If he has a girlfriend, that does not mean that he is not attracted to you. It means that at that moment, he has someone to keep him occupied. And, depending on how recently he started dating her and how attractive you are, he still might sleep with you. “But we’ve never even kissed.” He’s waiting for the right opportunity to sleep with you. “But I have a boyfriend.” If you want him, that won’t matter. He will sleep with you.”But, we tried to date and decided, we’re better as friends.” No, you decided to be friends, he’s waiting for his chance to sleep with you.

If fishing can’t keep a guy’s attention, what will?

No man approaches a woman with the intentions of simply befriending her. In fact, men do not even approach other men with the option of friendship. Friendship between guys happens organically. Male friends either grew up in the same neighborhood, went to the same schools, and consequently were stuck together by proximity - which is not a true friendship either – or they fortuitously ran into each other and eventually grew a real friendship. Those guys seemed to always end up in the same bars, at the same games, or they had the same classes, but did not know each other. They stared at the same woman’s breasts and cracked similar jokes. After a while, one told the other where he would be because they enjoyed the same things, drinking, sports, and women, and a friendship was born. But, relationships between men and women do not form the same way. Every guy who approaches a woman usually fumbles through a few pickup lines before he is shot down, and then throws his friendship out as a lifeline to the woman’s vagina. That is not “friendship”, that is failure. Women, the male friend does not exist. It is a hoax conceived by one of the smarter men in our long history of thinkers and philosophers. You do not have a guy friend. A guy can assume the role of a friend depending on the occasion. He may listen attentively and give you good advice. He may even talk to you about your current boyfriends with you. But, that is not the reason that has befriended. That guy is just willing to put up with you long enough to see if you’ll let him in your pants. If any man, at any point, has talked to you, then he was trying to sleep with you. Accept it. The altruistic male friend is a myth.

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If the president can’t help himself around a nice butt, can you really expect the rest of us to do so?

10 Sure Signs That She Is Crazy

8 Jan

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By William Bixby

Crazy comes in many forms. And, the best general indicator that a person is crazy is a vagina, so dating as a single heterosexual man can be difficult. Here are some of the most obvious signs of lunacy to help you find a mate in a emotionally turbulent dating pool.

Honorable Mention: Piercings

To find out how crazy a woman with piercings is, simply add the amount of piercings that she has (including traditional ear piercings) to the amount of times you have seen her cry, yell, or be generally unreasonable. If that number exceeds ten, then you are dealing with a psychopath. Labrum piercings and Monroe piercings count twice, and a clitoral piercing counts for ten.

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1. The Skrillex

The first sign that the girl that you are dating who may be unbalanced is her hair being visibly unbalanced. The average woman would not shave half her head to make a rebellious fashion statement. Two types of women generally wear this hairstyle, crazy women who do not care if their behavior or style is socially acceptable and women who are obsessed with showing everyone how counter-culture they are. The former will eventually grow tired of you because she is too involved in herself, and the latter is actually worse than the first because their choices are based in false confidence and insecurity. Run away.

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2. Drawn-In Eyebrows

If a woman was on her fourth Bloody Mary drinking heavily after her third divorce, and a group of make-up robbers left a bag of stencils on the bar stool next to her, drawing in make-up eyebrows would still be unacceptable. There is never a good reason for an adult woman to purposefully draw eyebrows onto her face. Young women do it because they do not know any better. But, anyone over the age of 16 should know enough about life and fashion to avoid this faux pas. The only women who draw in their brows are bipolar gang members and members of the Kardashian family.

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3. Rainbow Hair

If a woman can not decide on one hair color, then she probably has a lot of trouble working through even the most simple decisions in her life. Purple hair may be an indicator of a woman’s tendency to go against the grain, but employing all the colors in the prism into a hairstyle points to some mental instability. Crazy colored hair is almost a sure sign that someone is working for minimum wage or not at all. And, if there is little to no income, then your rainbow-haired girlfriend will be mooching off you throughout your relationship.

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4. Face Tattoos

Nothing says “I have no boundaries or goals in life,” like getting permanent ink etched into your face for the world to see. A woman with a facial tattoo has given up on conventional lifestyle. And, you have to wonder how a person who tattoos their face plans to earn a living. The moment that the needle hit her face, she lowered her career options down to stripper at a hole in the wall joint or phone sex operator.

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5. The Animal Lover

This woman has a huge piece of something missing in her life and she tries to fill that void with cats. Any man who wants to date her has to be approved of by her animal companions, and no one ever passes the test. Cats hate everyone whom they are not indifferent of, and the only person that gets their indifference is their owner. Cat woman can not love any man as much as she loves her cats, and she has a lot of cats to love.

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6. The Nudist

Any red-blooded American man would think that having a hot, young woman prancing around the house with no clothes all the time is a dream come true. However, a woman who is always out of her clothes is usually searching for a lot of attention. She wants her neighbors to see her. She wants the guys that pass by in their cars to see her. She wants everyone to see her naked body. That does not bode well for your relationship with her, unless you are the type of guy who also enjoys other guys looking at your wife.

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7. The White Rasta

If you want to smoke weed and be spiritual, then just move to Colorado and start doing yoga. You do not have to dread your head, stop showering, and grow enough hair from armpits to condition and braid them. Any woman who makes a contiguous choice to eschew personal hygiene as a lifestyle should not be in your life.

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8. Leopard Print Tattoo

These tattoos along with any animal paw print tattoo are a sure sign that you are dating a stripper. And sex workers, as a whole, are crazy and unstable. Think about it. What would it take for you to drop all of your clothes onto the floor in a crowded room, grind your privates into the crotch of a horny stranger, and then have him pay you $5-$20 after he finished in his pants? It is not the most spectacular job in the world and it takes a certain type of woman to do it….a crazy woman.

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9. Never Been Married MILF

She is approaching 40 years of age and has never taken the big plunge. Hypothetically, she is the perfect woman. She is gorgeous with the perfect body, she has no children, and has built a career that most middle-aged men would envy. This woman should be the prototype for everything that a wife could be. She cooks well, she keeps an immaculate apartment, and she does things in the bedroom that you would be ashamed to admit that you like in public. You can not figure out why she is still single. The answer is obvious even though it is not easily visible. She is crazy. This woman only cares about her own career and her own personal and business endeavors.

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10. The Nympho

She can not get enough of that eggplant in your pants. Every time that you get near her, she jumps on you like you are the last man on Earth. Unfortunately, she has also jumped on the crotch of nearly every guy that has crossed her path in the last five years the same way. You thought that it was you who made her crazy with lust. As it turns out, penises make her crazy with lust. This woman will screw anybody who is willing. Her feelings for you are nonexistent and your feelings for her are irrelevant.

 

These women are not the only examples of crazy ladies in the world, but they are some of the most easily identifiable. Steer clear of them or suffer the consequences.